and made me
go and get
them another drink
my good intentions
were dashed as
You know who
Walked in the
bar and showed
his pride and
joy for all
to admire then
embarrassed everyone when
He pee'd himself
his embarrassment was
that his girfriend
had tried to
use his thingy
as a swizzle-stick
but it had
backfired on her
and he was
taken aback with
the force of
The sheer vitality
the pub's dog
went for his
Beefburger and chips
even although they
were wrapped up
Ready to take
on the bus
he scoffed the
The lot at
the bus stop
He could not
pay his fare
So he walked
to the first
Corner shop and