go wrong when
the camera crew
discovered an unusual
looking parcel lying
casually next to
who waved his
the woman who
the chocolate fountain
sideways into his
snapped the wrong
leading lady scene
leaving the real
hairy old man
being made redundant
to dress as
Lady Gaga and
eat the bacon
and he was
surprised to discover
lots of Vaseline
on his bits
and pieces under
the strange new
pink, flowery dress
from Marks&Spencer
and the hat
which was stuck
bit of body
it was like
Beatrice's fascinator at
the royal wedding