and the Travelodge

the chamber maid

fancied the alien

bandana around his

antenna and a

blocked sensory organ

she made a pass

at the big

one legged midget

and he hopped

up her skirt

knickers down around

midnight, she yelled

as though she

in actual fact

she was ecstatic

at the actions

Star studded  film

with Johnny Depp

in the last

of his big

swashbuckling dance moves

.....he tore the

his firm buttocks

whilst women gasped

had nothing to

and twirl his

fingers around the

blue gingham shirt

and they popped

champagne corks until