If there was
any good entertainment
On the box
the cartoon Tom
And Jerry was
on they settled
On the sofa
eating peanuts and
drinking lots of
Wine and beer
LOL
started him singing
On the stage
with the spotlight
In his face
He froze with
Too much botox
And a swollen
head he loved
He took some
twigs off the
top of the
broken garden shed
He thought he
would build another
Shed elsewhere cause
The ground wasn't
a safe place
To be building
this time it
Had to have
a secure place
ready for breeding
and getting his
Dogs at the
Ready for Crufts
To win a
Top prize at
the best show