story book page

with a picture

of a naked

hairy, spotty, obese

old woman who

screamed in terror

because the seven

little men were

were playing their

their pink maracas

the sight and sound

was marvellous to

all and sundry

so,they joined

in with the

all the hilarity

of the clowns

in fancy dress

downing champagne like

it's outta fashion

and scotch eggs

of Trifle and 

ended up in

the eyes of

Simon Cowell, who

ripped off his

his strategically placed

hair piece which

bald man's buff>>>

sit up and

take notice of

the weird looking

the bathroom door