A pineapple for
making a pinacolada
with loadsa rum
Couldn't resist
^^^^^^^^^
to make this journey (sorry 4)
fizz and fart
and a good
trip to Croydon
Perform her greatest
hits, and enjoy
A chilli dog
hot water bottle
Fifty pound note
Which came from
a large wad
under the mattress
very enterprising practice
with dodgy connections
involving several naughty
Page three girls
and Benny Hill
chasing them to
the chip shop
Rock and chips
and had a
one armed bandit
in the corner
which was giving
free shots for
page three girls
who had the
jar of pickled