mostly he opted
To go to
the Salvation Army
with his tambourine
although secretly he
he would rather..
have a pint
knickerbocker glory, although
he preferred alcohol..
One Sunday morning
the lady of
the manor house
pay a visit
make that ... To the gamekeeperand have a..
rummage in the
grouse shooters' hut
for the birds
eye view of
The under keepers..
tool box which
big secret which
they all wanted
a magnificent example
of double-barrelled shotgun
'Ye Gods!' she
yelled when she
copped a feel
it was so
almost forgot herself
be Scottish because