other body parts
which had confused
his toilet habits
and embarrassed his
Relatives and Friends
so much so
he applied for
Disability Living Allowance
with a commode
beside his bed
He was still
eyeing up the
nurse with the
big boobs and
was chatting her
up to get
a bed bath
and a massage
to stimulate his
you know what
into action as
twas a long time
coming for him
which was no
way how a
have his bits
Lying there unused
he came so
close to telling
really getting on
you must help
my money back