for Dancing on
Ice even though
he had two
Left feet and
Big fluffy hair
Round his bald
scrawny pigeon chest
and knock knees
which showed what
a chance he
Had at winning
any female attention
he had a
attractive bank account
and a gorgeous
sister who always
borrowed his money
and left him
on his own
so he had
to put a
request in for
a mental health
check as he
was hearing voices
and appeared to
be answering them
the outcome was
he was hospitalised
and put in
a locked ward
the doctor came
and decided to
have him sectioned
Although he was
quite sane the
danger was he
had amnesia and
didn't know his