Step aside amateurs.

mmmmmmmmm!  what's that lovely fresh fragrance drifting through the thread?

I may move in

Well I've got first use of the bathroom

^^^ What is THAT?

hoochie me plan failed - that was a huge graphic, I was hoping to stretch the thread into unreadable proportions.

me shivering with a cold and then having a shower and in 5 minutes I'm going to be like this -----> 

but not before I spread more germs to kill this fred

Aww Pengy, look after yourself.

Pffft - a little sniffle and she gets all this sympathy

I, meanwhile, have got an infected gum and am on penecillin. I'm like, proper ill, on REAL medicine, not poncy lemsip stuff

And I can see you over there muf>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I would have expected you to rush in with lots of hugs and sympathy. I feel slighted and ... threadkillerish

*flounces off to bed*

Lol
I was watching the Vampire Diaries
(It's like 90210 with the un-dead)

*comes into thread to read the acres of sympathy messages about my poorly gum*

*leaves thread in tears at the lack of sympathy messages about my poorly gum*

awwwwwww..

(dunno why gumboil boy has a cowpat on his head - must be a traditional remedy!)
Get better soon!

No-one likes an attention-seeking hypochondriac Rexi.

Anyway, you ain't cute like Pengy - even her dodgy fake illnesses staged for compo elicit more sympathy.

<-- Cute  <-- Not cute


RL PMSL . Sorry no-one was here to provide any sympathy, well muf popped in but didn't really empathise .

I think we all had an attack of the vapours after seeing Pengy in the shower and had to retire to our chez lounges to recover...

Want my advice? Get summa that bleach I left in here swilled round yer chops, y'wus!

The excruciating pain you will experience as your teeth dissolve will soon make you forget all about your poorly gum!!

I thought it was a clump of grass or a tin of mushy peas...

For Rexi...

Slinki - thank you for your concern I went out the the park this morning and got one of them cowpat thingies. It's a bit warm, and unfortunately it's melting, but my gum is getting better ... although that could be down to the penecillin.

*shakes head with melting cowpat on it*

For Rexi 

awwww, thanks Pengles

I hope you haven't given me your cold

Hi, hope your gum's better today  Allthough I spoke to you last night


Can I give my cold away to someone please

Awww Pam hope you're better soon but I've already had the cold so I suspect you caught it from me but I don't want it back thankies

Ta Pengs, but are you sure you wouldn't like it back?

*keeps away from the gruesome germy twosome*

Ok, I guess I've got to keep it to myself then

I think the Chinese man should have won (Masterchef)

Didn't watch it Rexicles - can't stand the programme   did he have germs?

I think Liverpool should win (the match)

didn't notice

match Pamula?

Footy

*yawns*

*goes back to watching the two prats on Masterchef*

Everyone to their own  

shhhhh - they are choosing the next winner now

Yay - it's Heather

So, it's still not dead then.

Seems that way

Perhaps if we bless it and give it last rights it will die 



In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti  AAAAAAAmmmmmen.

Is it dead yet?