I think I will need to bring some Tena lady when I'm in this thread next


Ladies, that's me off for the night - maybe catch you all tomorrow

Night all 

hehee love the little girl botox one and the shetland pony one  lol

pmsl at x factor hahahhaa

she was hopeless   

I'm off to watch a bit of tv Eve, see you tomorrow   x


oops and I found my pm's today

Catch you tomorrow Dame 

Morning 

Morning Eve  

I've just caught up with the ones from last night when i wasn't around lol, the elastic one and the wife swapping one hahaha. Its great when you go back through them and still laugh as loud.

Hi Eve, I'm on my lappy at the moment and no links  I can't do any images until later tonight, I will never get used to not using a mouse  

What do you mean no links?  never mind you will just have to make up for it later 


I don't know what i googled to find this, but i laughed.

^^^^^^^Dinner ladies LMAO 

Gods struth, fecking pad thing  and you expect me to post images 

hahahaa  Terrible!  they should at least wipe her face every so often 

lol, so you could if you wanted, but its harder without a mouse?


That sounds a bit wrong hahahaa *gets out ironing and looks all domesticated*

Funny Divorce letters i have been sent, just want to share lol 
Dear wife:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps.
You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.

Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia
together!
Have a great life!
------------------------------------

Her letter

Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true you & I
have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what
you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant
whining & griping. Too bad that doesn't work.
I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came
to mind was 'You look just like a right tit!' Since my mother raised me not to
say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when
you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY
SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the £49.99 price tag was still on them, & ; I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed £50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it
out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million pounds, I quit my
job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a penny from me. So take care.

Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell, Free & getting plenty of the big black Bobby!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem

mebbies 

I hardly use the lap top, I find it a pain. I've been distracted by my son in law on skype, he caught me and considering he's in Egypt I thought I'd better not ignore him 

Don't mention the ironing, I'm trying to ignore the pile I have

 

haha but you thought about ignoring it first. 


When i said that sounds wrong, i meant, when i posted  its harder without a mouse  Just my mind today 

That letter is great, there is an even better one some may have seen already called Dear Connie, can post link only and not paste.  pmsl

 http://dailyshite.com/2010/03/...divorce-letter-ever/

trollop 

  

hahahhaaaaa

Just been reading back about your daughter Eve, hope she's ok now x
However I always like to make light of awfull moments.....soooooooooo