Lay down I say, lay down ^^^^^ 

Not yet, I've only had three 

*Snorts* 

Puts a whole new meaning on 'Noddy' doesn't it? 

bless him 

Lurkoalapak ^^^^^

oh deer hard day

 I shouldn't ...but 

no good mutitasking now in this thread, I'm on my sixth 

PMSL! You can count? 

yep  but slowing down on the threads somewhat 

Lightweight 

six glasses, I'm not sure about the vodka's in em 

PMSL it does look like that when it's on the spin cycle 

Sorry Aims, I couldn't resist it...saw it and it had your name all over it 

it's hard enough putting a nappy on  Blue for a boy, pink for a girl...feck the green ones an alien 

Especially with what comes out their backside 

don't remind me...I was that solider on Saturday 

Awwwww 

I have too go and wrestle with it everytime it's on the spin cycle  i'm sure people think i am making up all my white goods problems but i ain't  little Aims say's *what have you broke now mum* 

oh I believe you Aims, when one goes wrong, you can gamble the rest follows 

i'll let you know those thirst pocket paper towels don't work  my floor is still wet from the washer leeking after it's turn around the kitchen 

you need Plenty  

LOL! She's right though Aims 

Not plenty - one sheet is enough i hear!

pmsl