Fecking TV I'd sleep later  

Turn it off   I was gonna say ...him there, but thought better of it

If I couls stay awake to turn it off, it wouldn't fecking waken me up  Who is him  I've had one idiot, do  need another 

PMSL!! Ok, Ok, you're here 

 

I've had the kids alllllllllllllll day 

Hiya, time to relax now then

Jesus I'm getting too old and impatient for that malarkey 

Awwww

They weren't that bad actually Sprout, but I won't be offering to do a full day again for a while 

I'm in the accent typing thread. Come join us   We need Ev there too

I've been reading some of it Sprouty, I'm trying to read Th Casino thread too, I need to try and keep up for my column, I'm sort of making rubbish up as I go along at the minute 

PMSL!!

I'm fancying a PS3.... maybe I should think on the same lines as the kitty  Second thoughts I'd be waiting forever to make enough  PS25 will be out by then 

Dame!!!!!! 
Sproot !!!!

Missy 


Hope you guys are all well, got guests and getting the house ready was a nightmare.
Daughter took lappy away from me for a while
She knows i dont get off it once im on.

But nearly there and very excited for Christmas.

Hope your all well and looking forward to Christmas, will try getting on here and there and texting Dame xx

Hiya Ev 

Hope you get sorted soon, it's quiet on here lately, me and Sprouty won't let the thread die though I'll wait until you drop me a text, I'll not bother you while you have visitors, but I'll answer you  x x

Oooooo! Ev! Hiya

Sprouty, hows you 

Yeah, am ok, achey after my fall yesterday but ok. You?

Hope you'll soon be ok, bloody scary walking in this stuff 

I've been busy Sprouty, but getting there..... well sort of 

    

I've no pub quiz Thursday, but I sure am gonna have a drink Thursday night. I think I'll need it by then 

Awwww. I may even too   saying as I'm off on Christmas Eve 

Great, we can post sh*te together 

Thing is......I don't need alkeehol to do it 

Me either, but it gives us one excuse 

*Wheezes* I've had a flu jab you know  

Bet your pleased you had one...the swines back  I had mine in October, jesus if we don't slip and break our necks, the flu's gonna kill us.... and have a Merry Christmas...signed God  

PMSL!!!!!!!   STOPPIT!!!

I'm sitting with a rubber bathing cap on...I'm waiting for a lightening bolt  

Oh maaaaan! you crease me! 

the caps stopping the circulation to me brain  I bet I step out tomorrow and be killed in a avalanche off the roof .... it'll be take that you tw*t 

You dunno how much I'm trying to stifle a laugh here   I've got the sound turned down on the telly and it's quiet in the sitting room

Don't you be laughing, you'll end up in hell with me  I'll be there to greet you with me fork n tail