Oo-er! I've got women's bobsled on Eurosport at the mo! do I have to looking for Bazza?

sprout  yes you must 

Sprrooooot- you have to see it

He managed to sing without moving his lips 

SPROUT!! 

He walks like a robot too

and without turning his head 

He'd make a great ventriloquist's dummy

FFS! why can't these people grow old and bow out gracefully


Hiya everyone

^^^^^^^ LMAO  they have moved his ar$e cheeks up to under his eyes

I don't think he could manage a bow sprout 

Prolly not Cracks, He'd split his 'family allowance'  

I am actually transfixed

Eve that dummy is the spit of him

 

It looks as ff it's already been dispersed Sprout...jeez that's so bad it's cringe worthy 

He is so not understanding Sean Lock

Just shows............money can't buy you everything

it may be that his new look just makes him appear vacant Kate 

pmsl Just put this on my fb status

 when it comes to Christmas, Cher Lloyd and me have a lot in common: we're both bloody rubbish at wrapping

I thought so  

true sprout, it would have been better spent on me...I would have done subtle 

Possibly Ann
He's out of his depth though

I'm in that club too

Hiya Ev............I'm rubbish at wrapping too. I always tell peeps ignore the wrapping, you know what I'm like

I avoid wrapping by using gift bags

Anne whatdocomeface came on, I've switched over to crime 360 

My daughters all wrap stuff like it's been wrapped in Harrods, mine looks like something you'd get in a fish and chip shop 

Yeah but Stocking, there are some things that just can't be gift bagged........Aren't there?

Och the wrapping just gets ripped off anyway  

Well, that's true Pam.....depends on the size of the pressie

I'm currently stressing over what size of bag to get for a present for my niece's little un'  Maaaaan! I shouldn't be stressing over things like this  I need to chill

Oh dear. I shouldn't have mentioned bags, eh?

that's what Christmas is about now Sprout, stress! I can't work up any enthusiasm at all 

Ive had that much practice as well, you'd think id be perfect by now. 

Im in the same boat, im getting twinges of excitement, but its not lasting long 

Roll on Boxing Day  oh and my car tax is due New Years Day 

Im dreading the wrapping, ive got that much to do. And i always lose the cellotape or scissors
Or the cat flies into the paper, ripping it.. what a moany sod i am  

Yeah, seems like we could all do with giving xmas a miss this year eh?  I've decided I'm dipping out next year

Next year everyone gets money...the end, I'm not p*ssing about anymore  

Nah, you're not moany Ev, just expressing you thoughts. Prolly the same as much of us, truth be known  

The rate I'm going I'll have to just give people money.