you lot think you've problems PAH !!!! I can't find my cigarette's
*Right* *Goes to Lolcats* 
I may be sometime 
I may be sometime 
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I can't find my cigarette's
oh dear! ermmm..
Have some more cake?
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oh dear! ermmm.. Have some more cake?
Noooooooooooo, I'm searching, I have loads....throws drawers about...
Oh I've calmed down I remember
psml I have a mate called Viv and she can't cook/bake to save herself...very apt 
I have a mate called Viv and she can't cook/bake to save herself...very apt
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me crab had the fags 
ROFL at the crab
That crab hehehe
the little git the crab that is
the crab that is
pmsl @ said basket
Ladies that's me for the night - enjoy the rest of your birthday night Ann
See you all soon
See you all soon
definably option two, she said as she counts every calorie in her orange juice
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Ladies that's me for the night - enjoy the rest of your birthday night Ann See you all soon
Night Missy
Thanks Kate, nite nite and see you at the weekend, albeit a bit later
There's a few calories in there then, yeah Dame?
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amedefinably option two, she said as she counts every calorie in her orange juice
I wonder why i count the calories in my cup a soups , but not in my biscuits and choc bars ?
I like that quit smoking one, lol
Will pass it onto someone else who is quitting.
Will pass it onto someone else who is quitting.
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There's a few calories in there then, yeah Dame?
I'm diluting it sprout
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I wonder why i count the calories in my cup a soups , but not in my biscuits and choc bars ?
Ev, I count calories in everything
I don't ever wanna go back to the weight I was after my divorce
That's a good way to do it Ev 
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Ev, I count calories in everything I don't ever wanna go back to the weight I was after my divorce
I just burn mine off
Not a problem then Cracks
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just burn mine off
git
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Not a problem then Cracks
no 
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^^^^^ PMSL
I can just hear you shout that when out at a restaurant lol.. .well hopefully you will say the sea bass or scampi lmao
EV!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought it apt
I've just recieved a text joke that I can't post on here
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can just hear you shout that when out at a restaurant lol.. .well hopefully you will say the sea bass or scampi lmao
nah I'm gonna say piranha
and those four lolcats LMAO