What is the affiliation between lab pups and toilet paper?

 

Right over my head that one.

Penguins and biscuits?

Everyone picks horse apples. They are good for the roses and such. Dog's doings are rather rich in butyric acid type stuff. No-one wants to pick that up.

Why do they have ear piercing while you wait?

They'd need a huge poop scoop.

High 5 saint!!!! I've been saying it for years! Last week a mountain of horse poopy was stacked up all over where kiddies ride they're bikes, it's an utter disgrace. Plus, I don't accept this "well dog poo can make us ill but horse poo doesn't" firstly, horse poo can make our dog's poorly and secondly it's just bad manners and they should either make sure it poops off road (so to speak) or have a little shovel handy to flick it into the nearest hedge/ditch

Well said SWEET

Why can great piles of it in the way on a footpath be ok?

Whether its toxic or not  - its offensive

Of course in my day you would find a little old lady with a bucket following the horses. Any er, droppings would be swiftly swept up. Horse manure? Worth it's weight in gold! #prizewinningvegandfruit

Was she called the Sh*t Lady?

Bit like The Dickie Nurse?

Yer mekkin us feel really old. I cannat believe none of youse divvent pick up horse sheight n shot it on yer tattie n utha root plants mind.

No wonder kids don't like their veg

Apparently th' more likely to eat bogies than sprouts. As it were.

Dung-scoop

was a free for all behind the store horse in my day... 

My mum always says that joe! She says people used to race to claim it and fight over it!

Sh*t Fight Club

 

The first rule about Sh*t Fight Club is that you don't talk sh*t 

 

 

the horsey peeps use this  kind of thing round our way 

 

 

 

 

 

and what a good doggy

 

 

 

 

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AKA a pap scrap?