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Soozy Woo

MY LIFE AS A CAR

This is just too funny - scary how true it is!!

IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter - either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

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Smarting ButtocksMember

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter - either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

12/2/102:39 PM

BazMember VIP10 years

I can relate to that Soozy........

12/2/102:40 PM

Crispy ChristmasMember

and the cold weather dont help matters.

12/2/102:51 PM

Mary SeacoleMember

Reference:

[Satsoomawoo]

are you my daughter, I win.

12/2/103:11 PM

cologne 1Member Memoriam

I can't see any of it. I blame Gaga.

12/2/103:15 PM

Soozy WooMember

Reference:

are you my daughter,

Hazel? Have you bought yourself a computer and been taking lessons?

I know lots of older people do manage a computer/internet very well ...................for the life of me - I cold never, ever teach my mother in a million years. There is not enough patience in the whole world

12/2/103:17 PM

Mary SeacoleMember

Well there is a lot of similarities there,

12/2/103:25 PM

ElkieMember

I can't see any of it. I blame Gaga..

Cologne

12/2/104:50 PM

ClumsycatMember

i laughed ... then realised that was me

12/3/1012:53 AM

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