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bateman

.. or possibly not. It depends on your stance on spectacularly sarcastic bosses versus your attitude to fugitive cats and their concerned owners.

I'm assured this is a real email correspondence with little in the way of pastoral care.

On the other hand, I did laugh my head off, lol.

http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html

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Ev (Peachy)Member

Luckily I was sitting down when I read your email and not half way up a ladder or tree. How are you holding up?

7/23/104:26 AM

The Devil In DiamanteMember

The Lost poster is hilarious

7/23/104:28 AM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

Hahahahahahahahahahaha. 'the cat is lost in the negative space'

7/23/104:27 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

7/23/104:28 AM

DemantoidMember

That one was doing the rounds in my office last week. Hit a real note with, because we're designers!

7/23/104:30 AM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

Oh crikey it just gets better 'Steven the remote control horse'

7/23/104:30 AM

SazBombMember

hahahahaha! I love that guy's website, not seen that one before and it is definitely one of the better ones

7/23/104:33 AM

batemanMember

I love the last line - " That will have to do " - to a picture of Missy with a hat on.

7/23/104:34 AM

KayteeMember 10 years

Thanks for posting that....hilarious

...I particularly like the Lost poster and the ginger cat one

7/23/104:35 AM

Ev (Peachy)Member

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7/23/104:35 AM

SazBombMember

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I particularly like the Lost poster and the ginger cat one

You might get a better cat out of this

7/23/104:37 AM

MoonbeamsMember

nice hat. oh a cat in a hat.

7/23/104:37 AM

batemanMember

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..I particularly like the Lost poster and the ginger cat one

That's not my cat! Where did you get that picture from? That cat is orange

7/23/104:37 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

hahaha! I like that!

7/23/104:40 AM

KayteeMember 10 years

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You might get a better cat out of this

I got as far as coffee spluttering stage at that one

7/23/104:41 AM

Dame_Ann_AverageMember VIP10 years

I love David, wonder if he's married

I've laughed at every post

7/23/104:42 AM

EmmMember

7/23/104:43 AM

~Lee~Member

Brilliant.

7/23/104:44 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

daughter & I are screaming with laughter at that site...

the chatroulette one!

7/23/104:50 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

oh! Lesley the Lesbian is funny too.

obviously Les emailed this guy to complain about a previous blog.

I would never ever email this guy... its just asking for annihilation

7/23/105:00 AM

SazBombMember

I like the spider one Ditty

7/23/105:00 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

*goes to read the spider one*

7/23/105:03 AM

batemanMember

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oh! Lesley the Lesbian is funny too.

".....Prior plans to build a home from seawater were abandoned due to physics..."

7/23/105:04 AM

MoonbeamsMember

'Party in apartment 3' has me in knots laughing

7/23/105:05 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

I can't find a spider one!

7/23/105:07 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

permission slip is ace!

7/23/105:07 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

I have now found the spider one!

7/23/105:11 AM

MoonbeamsMember

'Purportedly Magic Jew.'

7/23/105:11 AM

slimfernMember VIP

7/23/105:14 AM

Rawky-RooMember 10 years

Thanks for that, I needed a good laugh.

7/23/105:14 AM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

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I love the last line - " That will have to do " - to a picture of Missy with a hat on.

You could hear the defeat in her voice coming through the screen.

7/23/105:20 AM

NinjaMember

LOL

7/23/105:28 AM

BlackpudlianMember

Thank you so much for this.
I have to go out in a few minutes and I need to reapply my mascara, eyeshadow & foundation (makeup not garment)

7/23/107:06 AM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

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the chatroulette one!

I loved those.

Did you see the guy who asked if he could see his willy? He looked like a worse for wear Kris Marshall (My Family and BT ads bloke).

7/23/107:27 AM

ScottyMember 10 years

"I am surprised you managed to attend work at all what with thinking about Missy out there cold, frightened and alone... possibly lying on the side of the road, her back legs squashed by a vehicle, calling out "Shannon, where are you?"

7/23/107:35 AM

batemanMember

God, I've just read this one in full. It really is a corker.

http://www.27bslash6.com/lesley.html

7/23/107:56 AM

ScottyMember 10 years

Brilliant!

7/23/108:06 AM

Former Member

Bateman - that is a genius site. Bookmarked and passed on.

"I don't come downstairs and tell you how to send text messages, log onto Facebook and look out of the window"

7/23/108:06 AM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

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God, I've just read this one in full. It really is a corker

Lesley was brilliant. So is Roz loves Adelaide.

7/23/108:17 AM

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Luckily I was sitting down when I read your email and not half way up a ladder or tree. How are you holding up?

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

".....Prior plans to build a home from seawater were abandoned due to physics..."

'Purportedly Magic Jew.'

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