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Soozy Woo

Church Fart

An elderly couple are attending church services.

About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband. It
says, " I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"

He scribbles back, " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

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CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

We were at our grandsons christening recently and my father in law, who also requires a hearing aid and likes to talk very loud, announced how fat my husbands ex-wife had got for the whole church to hear.

11/19/103:23 AM

TinaMember

11/19/103:23 AM

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Love it

11/19/103:30 AM

Smarting ButtocksMember

lol

11/19/103:30 AM

Former Member

11/19/104:23 AM

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