...in 13 years i have spent the night in my house completely alone 
and i bloody hate it 
Can i borrow someones dog for the night
and i bloody hate it Can i borrow someones dog for the night
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I can offer you a tabby cat?
quote:Originally posted by kit-cat:
I can offer you a tabby cat?
i don't trust cats... my dog would have been blamed for any unexplained noises... i think a cat would make them on purpose just to freak me out
I'd offer Milo but as he's a puppy and very tiny he'd be of absolute no use to you because you'd spend all night wondering where he is 
quote:Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:quote:Originally posted by kit-cat:
I can offer you a tabby cat?
i don't trust cats... my dog would have been blamed for any unexplained noises... i think a cat would make them on purpose just to freak me out
Good point! How about a 19yr old son who will come round and make a hell of a mess and lay in till 1pm???
quote:Originally posted by kit-cat:quote:Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:quote:Originally posted by kit-cat:
I can offer you a tabby cat?
i don't trust cats... my dog would have been blamed for any unexplained noises... i think a cat would make them on purpose just to freak me out
Good point! How about a 19yr old son who will come round and make a hell of a mess and lay in till 1pm???
sounds like a 19 year old male me
quote:Originally posted by Pengy:
I'd offer Milo but as he's a puppy and very tiny he'd be of absolute no use to you because you'd spend all night wondering where he is
awww i could use him for operation "this house needs a dog!"
You can borrow mine...she has stopped frothing at the mouth now after she grabbed a huge toad in the garden earlier!
quote:Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:quote:Originally posted by kit-cat:quote:Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:quote:Originally posted by kit-cat:
I can offer you a tabby cat?
i don't trust cats... my dog would have been blamed for any unexplained noises... i think a cat would make them on purpose just to freak me out
Good point! How about a 19yr old son who will come round and make a hell of a mess and lay in till 1pm???
sounds like a 19 year old male me
Sons generally are
Pfft. I dont need a dog... i got goldfish 
quote:Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
You can borrow mine...she has stopped frothing at the mouth now after she grabbed a huge toad in the garden earlier!
*grabs the rabies vaccine quick*
quote:Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
You can borrow mine...she has stopped frothing at the mouth now after she grabbed a huge toad in the garden earlier!
chloe did that when she was a puppy ... and gave it to my mum .. i have only twice in my life heard my mum scream so loud 
you can borrow Dudley my cocker spaniel if you like, he has an ear infection and it really smells, just post him back when his medicine is finished
quote:Originally posted by kit-cat:quote:Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
You can borrow mine...she has stopped frothing at the mouth now after she grabbed a huge toad in the garden earlier!
*grabs the rabies vaccine quick*
You ever seen a dog trying to spit?
hows about a 17 year old son........(I could do with a break) 
quote:Originally posted by MrMeatAndPotatoPie:
Pfft. I dont need a dog... i got goldfish
my goldfish ate each other
well bumble and buzz ate wong... then when wong died bumble turned on buzz... then my mum killed buzz by not rinsing his tank properly and leaving it a bit soapy when she was fish-sitting during my placementquote:Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:quote:Originally posted by kit-cat:quote:Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
You can borrow mine...she has stopped frothing at the mouth now after she grabbed a huge toad in the garden earlier!
*grabs the rabies vaccine quick*
You ever seen a dog trying to spit?
Well only that puppet one
quote:Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:quote:Originally posted by MrMeatAndPotatoPie:
Pfft. I dont need a dog... i got goldfish
my goldfish ate each other
sorry couldnt help that 
You can borrow my choccie lab, absolutely useless guard dog, but she will sit on your lap and give you a nice cuddle
I'm getting a lot of sons offered here... i don't suppose any of them are rich 30+ single sons I'll take them off your hands
I'll take them off your handsquote:Originally posted by kit-cat:quote:Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:quote:Originally posted by kit-cat:quote:Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
You can borrow mine...she has stopped frothing at the mouth now after she grabbed a huge toad in the garden earlier!
*grabs the rabies vaccine quick*
You ever seen a dog trying to spit?
Well only that puppet one
This was funnier....apparently toads are covered in foul tasting slime to protect them!
Can't lend you a dog not allowed where I live.. but have a guinea pig if that helps.. 
but have a guinea pig if that helps.. quote:Originally posted by Mentalist:
You can borrow my choccie lab, absolutely useless guard dog, but she will sit on your lap and give you a nice cuddle
sounds like chloe (apart from the chocolate lab bit) i swear to this day that if anyone had broken into our house she would have gone for a pee and then headed back to bed
My Bearded Collie Danny is lovely - but scared of absolutely everything 
*gathers all the dogs she has been offered and makes them cosy*
quote:Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:
I'm getting a lot of sons offered here... i don't suppose any of them are rich 30+ single sons
Any of them on offer I'll have one myself
quote:Originally posted by robertsam:quote:Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:
I'm getting a lot of sons offered here... i don't suppose any of them are rich 30+ single sons
Any of them on offer I'll have one myself
I'm still waiting for the offers... you can have 2nd dibs
you can have all 7 of mine tomorrow i am going outquote:Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:
...in 13 years i have spent the night in my house completely alone
Can i borrow someones dog for the night