velvet donkey posted:

Add me to the club.

 

I've moved to Jaywick.

Is that on again Velvet ? 

Baz posted:

Bumps to remind EC this is on tomorrow  

Cheers Baz. I'm off to bed now. Catch you tomorrow. 

velvet donkey posted:

Baz posted:

velvet donkey posted:

Add me to the club.

 

I've moved to Jaywick.

Is that on again Velvet ? 

Aye Baz     

 

I'm the good looking one with a caravan full of foreign immigrants. Ready for dispatch.

What day is it on ? 

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

Baz posted:

Bumps to remind EC this is on tomorrow  

Cheers Baz. I'm off to bed now. Catch you tomorrow. 

Ok...sweet dreams  

Baz posted:

velvet donkey posted:

Baz posted:

velvet donkey posted:

Add me to the club.

 

I've moved to Jaywick.

Is that on again Velvet ? 

Aye Baz     

 

I'm the good looking one with a caravan full of foreign immigrants. Ready for dispatch.

What day is it on ? 

Tomorrow (Tuesday 8/3/16) 9 pm channel 5

Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:

Baz posted:

velvet donkey posted:

Baz posted:

velvet donkey posted:

Add me to the club.

 

I've moved to Jaywick.

Is that on again Velvet ? 

Aye Baz     

 

I'm the good looking one with a caravan full of foreign immigrants. Ready for dispatch.

What day is it on ? 

Tomorrow (Tuesday 8/3/16) 9 pm channel 5

Oh ok....thanks EFFT  ....it clashes with Frustrated Britain then  

Well I'm here...

Anyone ? 

Hi EC ,

Baz posted:

Hi EC ,

Hi Baz ,

Good grief !!

Ronnie Pickering 

velvet donkey posted:

Jaywick trumps it    

I will watch that later  

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

Ronnie Pickering 

I've never heard of him  

Sold 12 

Baz posted:

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

Ronnie Pickering 

I've never heard of him  

Ronnie Pickering

Boris 

Lol....,

I bet David Cameron would have gone  

I loved when Brown got caught out ....and as for Prescott  

Way to go lady  

Well, no surprises that the Ukrainian parliament is a punch up.

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

 

Well, no surprises that the Ukrainian parliament is a punch up.

 

No I like the guy lying down in the road  

I had my own incident this morning. I have noticed on the last two weekends a woman has been letting her dog run free within a fenced off childrens play are just outside my road.

This morning I challenged her and told her that a sign said no dogs allowed in the play area. She told me the council said it was OK if she picked up the dog muck, I said I doubt that and she should leave. She told me to f**k off and I said "charming language". Then pretended to film her on my phone to which she raised her arms and gave me two 'V' signs.

I called 101 and reported her. I was very calm and collected. Then shot her with my MI5 issues firearm.

Jokin about the shooting of course. 

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

 

I had my own incident this morning. I have noticed on the last two weekends a woman has been letting her dog run free within a fenced off childrens play are just outside my road.

 

This morning I challenged her and told her that a sign said no dogs allowed in the play area. She told me the council said it was OK if she picked up the dog muck, I said I doubt that and she should leave. She told me to f**k off and I said "charming language". Then pretended to film her on my phone to which she raised her arms and gave me two 'V' signs.

 

I called 101 and reported her. I was very calm and collected. Then shot her with my MI5 issues firearm.

 

Well done though EC  

Baz posted:

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

 

I had my own incident this morning. I have noticed on the last two weekends a woman has been letting her dog run free within a fenced off childrens play are just outside my road.

 

This morning I challenged her and told her that a sign said no dogs allowed in the play area. She told me the council said it was OK if she picked up the dog muck, I said I doubt that and she should leave. She told me to f**k off and I said "charming language". Then pretended to film her on my phone to which she raised her arms and gave me two 'V' signs.

 

I called 101 and reported her. I was very calm and collected. 

 

Well done though EC  

Ta.   I was concerned for the kids as i know dog faeces can blind them and last time she was on her mobile not watching the dog which could have pooed anywhere.

Baz, have you seen the angriest guitar player in the world video?

Oooooo I'd love to do that  

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

Baz posted:

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

 

I had my own incident this morning. I have noticed on the last two weekends a woman has been letting her dog run free within a fenced off childrens play are just outside my road.

 

This morning I challenged her and told her that a sign said no dogs allowed in the play area. She told me the council said it was OK if she picked up the dog muck, I said I doubt that and she should leave. She told me to f**k off and I said "charming language". Then pretended to film her on my phone to which she raised her arms and gave me two 'V' signs.

 

I called 101 and reported her. I was very calm and collected. 

 

Well done though EC  

 

Ta.   I was concerned for the kids as i know dog faeces can blind them and last time she was on her mobile not watching the dog which could have pooed anywhere.

 

Exactly EC  

Baz posted:

Oooooo I'd love to do that  

Oh yes. 

Oh dear  

I could understand the frustration of the inspector.

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

 

I could understand the frustration of the inspector.

 

Me too  

lol at that guy with the speaker.

Did you see his computer?

It was about 30 years old !!!!!

I couldn't put up with that !!!!

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

 

lol at that guy with the speaker.

 

Did you see his computer?

It was about 30 years old !!!!!

 

I can really sympathise with her  

they should have to compensate her so  that she can go on a long holiday.

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

 

they should have to compensate her so  that she can go on a long holiday.

 

At least !!! I hate noise ...gives me a very short fuse !