London's nearer and I hate shopping, but I've heard that the Glasgowinians are being charm schooled, so...  

We are.

We're learning not to be obnoxious pricks.

Blizz - still sorry  

For I was a prick.

Is that an oxymoron?

What the feck was I thinking?

Blizzie - you were kind to me in adversity  

I'll never forget that  

I still apologize  

Total dick I was.

Blizz..if you don't tink I'm sorry..

Worst moment.

And I know you are a topper.

Oops, sorry VD, I got distracted elsewhere! 

Stop apologising, ya wee tosser (that's my Scottlish), and forget it! 

As I said, not everyone will agree with me, all the time, and even my own family cannae stand me for long. 

Well I'm agreeing with you all the time  

(Apart from the get out clause)

Allow me the last word.

I was a dick.

You're a comic.

You were always a pal of mine...and always will be.

Sheet, that's hard!!  

I pick the wrong targets  

Love you Blizzie..for the laughs.

You're not half bad even if you support Becky 

You won't hear a squeak.

And I hope you're doing alright  

 I think my sense of humour is hibernating, but it will return. 

Srsly, I haven't decided yet. The only one who hasn't annoyed me at all, is luke A.

This year is so paranoid, so early, that it's hard to see the wood for the trees! 

And I'm doing fine, hope you are. Take care of yourself VD. 

Just to be clear, the charm school comment was something I heard on HIGNFY, not a dig at you, or others!  

If you see me venturing into a politics thread please put the brakes on.

Luke's cool - I'd be chatting to him 

Psst. A sense of humour like yours never hibernates.

Remember that script writer.

You know..there's a lot of people grateful to have you on here  

You need to start making money.. if you know what I mean.

 You go into any thread you want, no brakes!! 

Who is the script writer?  My memory is failing! 

I've just seen our house mouse, acting like it owned the place. Fecking cheek of it!   

You'too good  

You sound like my muvver! 

My youngest goes to secondary school in Sept, so I think you may be right. I just need to think about what I want to be when I grow up!  

We had a mouse in the last house 

The first vision was - did I really see that.

My daughter has named it (Gordo - nothing to do with politics  . It sneaks into the Guinea Pig's cage, outside, and steals the food, then comes inside at night, looking for scraps. My family aren't house trained, so there's always something tasty on the rugs! 

I have humane traps, somewhere. 

It's bloody cute though. 

You know what I mean.

If I could be as creatively funny as you I'd try a few fings out  

Do it.

I've had 'fear of failure' all my life, but after 22 years of 'not working'?! 

Seriously scary. 

Right..I'm gonna do some research, come down from Glesga and drag you you to the interviews myself.

Are you up for it?

Am I working in the Glasgow charm school? 

I'm gonna look intoi this.

And it was an Art School   

You want to see my etchings? 

I do a mean caricature.

And I mean mean! 

If you could pass them on yeah.

I'll filter them.

I must away, before the rest of the family start rising. Sleep well VD. 

You too hen