Jump on a bus with noiren, you are guaranteed to attract the nutter. 
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Attempt to put out a bush fire with Marcus. 
Take on rodrigo in a rat look alike competition (unless you're roland rat) even then you should have a back up plan.
Walk with siavash to work on dress down fridays. 
Give Kriss the chance to do a bit of name dropping. 
Talk to Dogface while you're driving in case you fall asleep.
Challenge Lisa to a brittle nipple competition. 
You should never Start dancing with sree in a lapdancing bar. 
TEACHERS.
Never question Saffia's parenting skills during parents evening.
Never question Saffia's parenting skills during parents evening.
Don't play leap frog with Rodrigo while he's wearing the nudity suit.
Never find yourself in a situation where you have found yourself uttering the words " Hi mum. I learnt so much from my fellow housemates, meet Kieron, he can stick a banana up his arse"
quote:Originally posted by Betty Swallox:
Never find yourself in a situation where you have found yourself uttering the words " Hi mum. I learnt so much from my fellow housemates, meet Kieron, he can stick a banana up his arse"
Wasn't Kieron Science? Oh god there was some nutter on C4 who refused to call Science by that name an insisted in all his nasty threads on calling him Kieron. Were your brc on there?
quote:Originally posted by Hotpants Helen:quote:Originally posted by Betty Swallox:
Never find yourself in a situation where you have found yourself uttering the words " Hi mum. I learnt so much from my fellow housemates, meet Kieron, he can stick a banana up his arse"
Wasn't Kieron Science? Oh god there was some nutter on C4 who refused to call Science by that name an insisted in all his nasty threads on calling him Kieron. Were your brc on there?
