I gave it to the Salvation Army 
Originally Posted by Lizzie Birdsworth:
Originally Posted by Cinds:
I'm surprised I would have thought she would have been at the back. Poor downtrodden Dor
Don't you remember when she went through her assertive butch phase right after Frankie Doyle got shot? It was roundabout then.
My mistake, I was thinking the stage show of the human centipede had come long after the TV Prisoner show had finished. Oh well.
Anyway better go now to get some beauty sleep, we all know I need about 30 years worth. Maybe I'll pop in to Corins parlour tomorrow.
Originally Posted by Cinds:
My mistake, I was thinking the stage show of the human centipede had come long after the TV Prisoner show had finished. Oh well.
Anyway better go now to get some beauty sleep, we all know I need about 30 years worth. Maybe I'll pop in to Corins parlour tomorrow.
Ya Flamin' Galah!!! Bea wrote it in 1979. 
Originally Posted by Duchess of Alba:
I hate to speak ill of the dead, but Jackie Kennedy Onassis. If you were with me in that Paris hotel suite holding Maria's hair back while she puked from grief the day Ari left her for that woman, you would understand. Maria never hit a top C again in her life I could never forgive her.
She never hit that note as well as the hype would have it anyway, so no loss there. 
Anyway, I hate pot holes. I've lost many a good exhaust because of them.
Originally Posted by cologne 1:
Originally Posted by Duchess of Alba:
I hate to speak ill of the dead, but Jackie Kennedy Onassis. If you were with me in that Paris hotel suite holding Maria's hair back while she puked from grief the day Ari left her for that woman, you would understand. Maria never hit a top C again in her life I could never forgive her.
She never hit that note as well as the hype would have it anyway, so no loss there.
Anyway, I hate pot holes. I've lost many a good exhaust because of them.
Good evening Cologne. May I ask, did you ever hear Maria sing live? There was no hype about it, just the purest voice in the world. Then Ari came along and ruined my friend the Diva of all Divas. I really take issue with this. Santa Maria
Originally Posted by Duchess of Alba:
Good evening Cologne. May I ask, did you ever hear Maria sing live? There was no hype about it, just the purest voice in the world. Then Ari came along and ruined my friend the Diva of all Divas. I really take issue with this. Santa Maria
I take issue with this Fitzy. Ãdith Piaf's voice was better. Incidentally, I often get told I look like her. Such a compliment!
Originally Posted by Duchess of Alba:
Originally Posted by cologne 1:
Originally Posted by Duchess of Alba:
I hate to speak ill of the dead, but Jackie Kennedy Onassis. If you were with me in that Paris hotel suite holding Maria's hair back while she puked from grief the day Ari left her for that woman, you would understand. Maria never hit a top C again in her life I could never forgive her.
She never hit that note as well as the hype would have it anyway, so no loss there.
Anyway, I hate pot holes. I've lost many a good exhaust because of them.
Good evening Cologne. May I ask, did you ever hear Maria sing live? There was no hype about it, just the purest voice in the world. Then Ari came along and ruined my friend the Diva of all Divas. I really take issue with this. Santa Maria
Yes Duchess I did. I was very young. My parents took me to Cologne Opera House and I had to sit through it. It was quite boring. I've listened to other sopranos since and they are better. She made an impact, but not because of her voice, she had a presence and Ari, which is why she became famous.
La Piaf? Piffle!
Alright then. Rosemary Clooney. Nobody beats her.
Originally Posted by cologne 1:
Originally Posted by Duchess of Alba:
Originally Posted by cologne 1:
Originally Posted by Duchess of Alba:
I hate to speak ill of the dead, but Jackie Kennedy Onassis. If you were with me in that Paris hotel suite holding Maria's hair back while she puked from grief the day Ari left her for that woman, you would understand. Maria never hit a top C again in her life I could never forgive her.
She never hit that note as well as the hype would have it anyway, so no loss there.
Anyway, I hate pot holes. I've lost many a good exhaust because of them.
Good evening Cologne. May I ask, did you ever hear Maria sing live? There was no hype about it, just the purest voice in the world. Then Ari came along and ruined my friend the Diva of all Divas. I really take issue with this. Santa Maria
Yes Duchess I did. I was very young. My parents took me to Cologne Opera House and I had to sit through it. It was quite boring. I've listened to other sopranos since and they are better. She made an impact, but not because of her voice, she had a presence and Ari, which is why she became famous.
Fascinating. Please forgive my assumption, but I still disagree. Pleased to meet you 
I do not like potholes either. I like to go fast in my mobility chair and potholes along with the cobbles of Madrid and Seville are buggers.
Originally Posted by Lizzie Birdsworth:
Alright then. Rosemary Clooney. Nobody beats her.
If we're talking popular music then Alma Cogan ticked all the boxes for me.
I bet they have lovely smooth tarmacadam in Cologne. Have you considered relocating, Fitzy?
Originally Posted by Duchess of Alba:
Originally Posted by Lizzie Birdsworth:
Alright then. Rosemary Clooney. Nobody beats her.
If we're talking popular music then Alma Cogan ticked all the boxes for me.
I hope they play her when I find a forum man to take me to the tea dance.
Originally Posted by Duchess of Alba:
Originally Posted by cologne 1:
Originally Posted by Duchess of Alba:
Originally Posted by cologne 1:
Originally Posted by Duchess of Alba:
I hate to speak ill of the dead, but Jackie Kennedy Onassis. If you were with me in that Paris hotel suite holding Maria's hair back while she puked from grief the day Ari left her for that woman, you would understand. Maria never hit a top C again in her life I could never forgive her.
She never hit that note as well as the hype would have it anyway, so no loss there.
Anyway, I hate pot holes. I've lost many a good exhaust because of them.
Good evening Cologne. May I ask, did you ever hear Maria sing live? There was no hype about it, just the purest voice in the world. Then Ari came along and ruined my friend the Diva of all Divas. I really take issue with this. Santa Maria
Yes Duchess I did. I was very young. My parents took me to Cologne Opera House and I had to sit through it. It was quite boring. I've listened to other sopranos since and they are better. She made an impact, but not because of her voice, she had a presence and Ari, which is why she became famous.
Fascinating. Please forgive my assumption, but I still disagree. Pleased to meet you
I do not like potholes either. I like to go fast in my mobility chair and potholes along with the cobbles of Madrid and Seville are buggers.
You should get yourself to Marbella, they are whizz in looking after the elderly or infirm.
Marbella? NEVER!!!
Even I would never go to Marbella. It's full of the worst of the criminal classes.
Originally Posted by Duchess of Alba:
Marbella? NEVER!!!
Strange..is'nt this your home in Marbella....
Originally Posted by stonks:
Originally Posted by Duchess of Alba:
Marbella? NEVER!!!
Strange..is'nt this your home in Marbella....
I too have homes that have been passed down the family line.
Never been in them though. Actually, come to think of it, I'm not sure a pair of shacks counts as homes.
G'day, Sheilas!!!
I hate that I burn my tongue, on a regular basis, and still I don't learn..
I also forget to check my pockets for tissues and make a big mess in the washing machine 
And I hate bugs & flies that buzz round ya head during summer time walkies!
Solitary! 
Originally Posted by ~Sweet Summer~:
I hate that I burn my tongue, on a regular basis, and still I don't learn.. I also forget to check my pockets for tissues and make a big mess in the washing machine
Ahhhh I hate that too! My OH always leaves tissues in his pockets and just washes and dries them without checking
Originally Posted by stonks:
Originally Posted by Duchess of Alba:
Marbella? NEVER!!!
Strange..is'nt this your home in Marbella....
Brava Colombo 
I have owned that property since the 1940s. I have visited it less and less since the invasion of eurotrash. I am so glad to have given you a mission and heartened to see someone so pleased and happy with themselves
You should get yourself a place on Rottnest Island, or maybe Tazzy, Fitzy. 
Mind you, I hope nobody puts up a piccie of my cell. I don't even have nets at the window. The shame would finish me off. 
Hehehehe Lizzie. I am sure your cell is quite delightful. Hello
Back on topic. I have been reminded of a few more things I hate.
I hate people who laugh at their own jokes or cleverness.
I hate smug. It is so classless and is incredibly ungracious.
Hello Fitzy. I hate unwarranted hostility and stereotyping. Once a crim, always a crim... that kind of thing.
Oh Lizzie, I can imagine a life always under suspicion. It is so soul destroying. My husband, Alfonso, has always been accused of being a gold digger. It makes him sad.
Originally Posted by Lizzie Birdsworth:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Lizzie Birdsworth:
This:
You been a naughty girl then Lizzie?
I've probably been naughty, but I haven't been a girl since the 1920s.
arrrrgh! Vinegar tits is enough to make me run for the hills 
To be honest, I'm worried I might attract the gold digging type when me compo comes through. 
Originally Posted by Pengy:
arrrrgh! Vinegar tits is enough to make me run for the hills
Hello Pengy. I hope you haven't come across her on the inside. She's bad news that one!
Originally Posted by Lizzie Birdsworth:
Originally Posted by Pengy:
arrrrgh! Vinegar tits is enough to make me run for the hills
Hello Pengy. I hope you haven't come across her on the inside. She's bad news that one!
I'm hiding from her 
Wise move! You never know when she's going to pop up. She nearly made my ticker give out one day when I switched the TV on in the rec room and there she was in Home and Away.....
Originally Posted by Lizzie Birdsworth:
Wise move! You never know when she's going to pop up. She nearly made my ticker give out one day when I switched the TV on in the rec room and there she was in Home and Away.....
you didn't buy her religious conversion and missionary work did you? I reckon she's been hanging out with a few bunyips
Let's just say I'll not be going on a picnic at Hanging Rock next time I'm on day release!
Originally Posted by Lizzie Birdsworth:
Let's just say I'll not be going on a picnic at Hanging Rock next time I'm on day release!
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
Noisy eating! REALLY annoys me!
Oh I know. Doreen is serious for that.
Hello Jenstar! I'm Elizabeth Birdsworth, and I'm a bit of a gin star!