Like screw top bottles that just won't unscrew 
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you've drunk the other
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
you've drunk the other
Hairs that are not attached to people. Loose hairs make me puke 
This includes my own 
This:
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Hairs that are not attached to people. Loose hairs make me puke
Depends where they've come from 
Slugs. 
Originally Posted by Lizzie Birdsworth:
This:
You been a naughty girl then Lizzie? 
Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:
Slugs.
Oooo, yes, they're not nice. Snails either
snakes
I hate to speak ill of the dead, but Jackie Kennedy Onassis. If you were with me in that Paris hotel suite holding Maria's hair back while she puked from grief the day Ari left her for that woman, you would understand. Maria never hit a top C again in her life I could never forgive her.
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Lizzie Birdsworth:
This:
You been a naughty girl then Lizzie?
I've probably been naughty, but I haven't been a girl since the 1920s.
Having to go to bed in a bit as I have an early start and a drive to another city in the morning.
Originally Posted by Duchess of Alba:
I hate to speak ill of the dead, but Jackie Kennedy Onassis. If you were with me in that Paris hotel suite holding Maria's hair back while she puked from grief the day Ari left her for that woman, you would understand. Maria never hit a top C again in her life I could never forgive her.
Originally Posted by Duchess of Alba:
I hate to speak ill of the dead, but Jackie Kennedy Onassis. If you were with me in that Paris hotel suite holding Maria's hair back while she puked from grief the day Ari left her for that woman, you would understand. Maria never hit a top C again in her life I could never forgive her.
The Callas old cow!
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Hairs that are not attached to people. Loose hairs make me puke
Depends where they've come from
Doesn't matter where they come from they just turn my stomach.
I'll never ever ever forget having to run to the toilet to vomit when watching live feed during BB8, when Kara Louise was eating something Carol had cooked and she pulled out of her mouth one of Carol's hairs, it must have been a foot long and globules of food attached to it.
I'm gagging just typing this
Originally Posted by Lizzie Birdsworth:
Originally Posted by Duchess of Alba:
I hate to speak ill of the dead, but Jackie Kennedy Onassis. If you were with me in that Paris hotel suite holding Maria's hair back while she puked from grief the day Ari left her for that woman, you would understand. Maria never hit a top C again in her life I could never forgive her.
The Callas old cow!
What an excellent pun Lizzie. Brava 
Poor poor Maria though, the world was robbed of her talent, and she ruined my stunning pair of Charles Jourdan shoes when she missed the bidet.
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Hairs that are not attached to people. Loose hairs make me puke
Depends where they've come from
Doesn't matter where they come from they just turn my stomach.
I'll never ever ever forget having to run to the toilet to vomit when watching live feed during BB8, when Kara Louise was eating something Carol had cooked and she pulled out of her mouth one of Carol's hairs, it must have been a foot long and globules of food attached to it.
I'm gagging just typing this
That's why everyone should have their hair bobbed like mine.
Originally Posted by justafriend:
snakes
Them too. They are nasty nasty slithery things.
If I was president of the world, I would make it the law that they should all be killed and incinerated, not even turned in to shoes or handbags 
Originally Posted by Duchess of Alba:
Originally Posted by Lizzie Birdsworth:
Originally Posted by Duchess of Alba:
I hate to speak ill of the dead, but Jackie Kennedy Onassis. If you were with me in that Paris hotel suite holding Maria's hair back while she puked from grief the day Ari left her for that woman, you would understand. Maria never hit a top C again in her life I could never forgive her.
The Callas old cow!
What an excellent pun Lizzie. Brava Poor poor Maria though, the world was robbed of her talent, and she ruined my stunning pair of Charles Jourdan shoes when she missed the bidet.
Oh dear. I've never met Charles Jourdan, but Kay, of catalogue fame, is a good old mate of mine.
Originally Posted by Lizzie Birdsworth:
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Hairs that are not attached to people. Loose hairs make me puke
Depends where they've come from
Doesn't matter where they come from they just turn my stomach.
I'll never ever ever forget having to run to the toilet to vomit when watching live feed during BB8, when Kara Louise was eating something Carol had cooked and she pulled out of her mouth one of Carol's hairs, it must have been a foot long and globules of food attached to it.
I'm gagging just typing this
That's why everyone should have their hair bobbed like mine.
NO shave it all off. Everyone should be bald, it would be much easier.
Originally Posted by Cinds:
NO shave it all off. Everyone should be bald, it would be much easier.
When I was going through my Annie Lennox phase I toyed with that. Ended up looking like a rhesus monkey though 
Originally Posted by Lizzie Birdsworth:
Originally Posted by Cinds:
NO shave it all off. Everyone should be bald, it would be much easier.
When I was going through my Annie Lennox phase I toyed with that. Ended up looking like a rhesus monkey though
You need to get a new hairdresser
Originally Posted by Lizzie Birdsworth:
Originally Posted by Duchess of Alba:
I hate to speak ill of the dead, but Jackie Kennedy Onassis. If you were with me in that Paris hotel suite holding Maria's hair back while she puked from grief the day Ari left her for that woman, you would understand. Maria never hit a top C again in her life I could never forgive her.
The Callas old cow!
Originally Posted by Lizzie Birdsworth:
Originally Posted by Cinds:
NO shave it all off. Everyone should be bald, it would be much easier.
When I was going through my Annie Lennox phase I toyed with that. Ended up looking like a rhesus monkey though
But surely people would have been able to distinguish one end from the other still?
I hate Ignorance..
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Lizzie Birdsworth:
Originally Posted by Cinds:
NO shave it all off. Everyone should be bald, it would be much easier.
When I was going through my Annie Lennox phase I toyed with that. Ended up looking like a rhesus monkey though
But surely people would have been able to distinguish one end from the other still?
Well to be fair, I was second lead in a stage production of the Human Centipede at the time......
Originally Posted by Lizzie Birdsworth:
Oh dear. I've never met Charles Jourdan, but Kay, of catalogue fame, is a good old mate of mine.
Charles was a very very very close friend of my first husband, Luis. I will say no more on this.
Originally Posted by Duchess of Alba:
Originally Posted by Lizzie Birdsworth:
Oh dear. I've never met Charles Jourdan, but Kay, of catalogue fame, is a good old mate of mine.
Charles was a very very very close friend of my first husband, Luis. I will say no more on this.
Sounds a bit like me and Kay. But only on the inside.
Originally Posted by Lizzie Birdsworth:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Lizzie Birdsworth:
Originally Posted by Cinds:
NO shave it all off. Everyone should be bald, it would be much easier.
When I was going through my Annie Lennox phase I toyed with that. Ended up looking like a rhesus monkey though
But surely people would have been able to distinguish one end from the other still?
Well to be fair, I was second lead in a stage production of the Human Centipede at the time......
That stinks!
Yes. What happened at Cap D'Antibes stayed in Cap D'Antibes.
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Originally Posted by Lizzie Birdsworth:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Lizzie Birdsworth:
Originally Posted by Cinds:
NO shave it all off. Everyone should be bald, it would be much easier.
When I was going through my Annie Lennox phase I toyed with that. Ended up looking like a rhesus monkey though
But surely people would have been able to distinguish one end from the other still?
Well to be fair, I was second lead in a stage production of the Human Centipede at the time......
That stinks!
I know. Doreen was at the front.
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Having to go to bed in a bit as I have an early start and a drive to another city in the morning.
don't you be moving before you've arranged the forum party, night EC 
Originally Posted by Duchess of Alba:
Yes. What happened at Cap D'Antibes stayed in Cap D'Antibes.
I once went after a cleaning job at the Eden Roc.
Originally Posted by Lizzie Birdsworth:
Originally Posted by Duchess of Alba:
Yes. What happened at Cap D'Antibes stayed in Cap D'Antibes.
I once went after a cleaning job at the Eden Roc.
If you there in July 1958 can I have my Bvlgari choker back please
Originally Posted by Duchess of Alba:
Originally Posted by Lizzie Birdsworth:
Originally Posted by Duchess of Alba:
Yes. What happened at Cap D'Antibes stayed in Cap D'Antibes.
I once went after a cleaning job at the Eden Roc.
If you there in July 1958 can I have my Bvlgari choker back please
Oops. Will the pawn ticket still be valid?
Originally Posted by Lizzie Birdsworth:
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Originally Posted by Lizzie Birdsworth:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Lizzie Birdsworth:
Originally Posted by Cinds:
NO shave it all off. Everyone should be bald, it would be much easier.
When I was going through my Annie Lennox phase I toyed with that. Ended up looking like a rhesus monkey though
But surely people would have been able to distinguish one end from the other still?
Well to be fair, I was second lead in a stage production of the Human Centipede at the time......
That stinks!
I know. Doreen was at the front.
I'm surprised I would have thought she would have been at the back. Poor downtrodden Dor
Originally Posted by Cinds:
I'm surprised I would have thought she would have been at the back. Poor downtrodden Dor
Don't you remember when she went through her assertive butch phase right after Frankie Doyle got shot? It was roundabout then.