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Just watching 8 out of 10 cats and one of the blokes made me laugh cause what he said happens in my house, he said when your toilet seat moves you wonder where you'll end up and your heart starts beating faster 

 

Recently i had alot of work done on my house and a builder turned up too check on something in the bathroom, i was putting some new blinds up at the time and answered the door with a screwdriver in my hand, he went upstairs and i stood watching the TV, he came straight back too ask me something and he sh-t the life out of me, (i'd totally forgot he was there) and went for him with the screwdriver  

 

 

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Originally Posted by Aimee:

Just watching 8 out of 10 cats and one of the blokes made me laugh cause what he said happens in my house, he said when your toilet seat moves you wonder where you'll end up and your heart starts beating faster 

 

Recently i had alot of work done on my house and a builder turned up too check on something in the bathroom, i was putting some new blinds up at the time and answered the door with a screwdriver in my hand, he went upstairs and i stood watching the TV, he came straight back too ask me something and he sh-t the life out of me, (i'd totally forgot he was there) and went for him with the screwdriver  

 

 

  My grandson hid behind his bedroom door the other day, and jumped out at me when I went to wake him up..... of course I  yelled out loud in fright.... which made him jump and yell too

Baz

My daughter seems to find it highly amusing to come home after work, and instead of announcing clearly at the front door "I'm home".........creeps (although she is normally heavy footed) up behind me at the sink (which is where I am normally stood, or bending down over the oven (don't ask)..)..

 

and whispers "Hellooooooooooooo"......

 

I am sure she is trying to kill me off!

 

(That description in the typed word, no way describes the agitation she causes me)

Syd
Originally Posted by Syd:

My daughter seems to find it highly amusing to come home after work, and instead of announcing clearly at the front door "I'm home".........creeps (although she is normally heavy footed) up behind me at the sink (which is where I am normally stood, or bending down over the oven (don't ask)..)..

 

and whispers "Hellooooooooooooo"......

 

I am sure she is trying to kill me off!

 

(That description in the typed word, no way describes the agitation she causes me)

^This^ my daughter does this all the time too me, she find's it VERY funny 

Aimee
Originally Posted by Aimee:
Originally Posted by sprout:

I'm sure there must be something behind the 'jumping' in your sleep  it scares me TBH 

it scares the life out of me too, think it's mean't too be that there's something on your mind 

Ah, that would be right then. I've got a million and one things on my mind 

FM
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by Aimee:
Originally Posted by Scotty:

Everything for me too!

 

My son walks in the room and I jump. He says  "Mum, I live here"  

same here 

Trouble is "Here" is where we live...........they just pop in to "Make us JUMP"  whenever they feel like it 

  Rotters!  I was thinking about a door bell warning system..but thought again... cos that would make me JUMP!  

 

Scotty
Originally Posted by Scotty:
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by Aimee:
Originally Posted by Scotty:

Everything for me too!

 

My son walks in the room and I jump. He says  "Mum, I live here"  

same here 

Trouble is "Here" is where we live...........they just pop in to "Make us JUMP"  whenever they feel like it 

  Rotters!  I was thinking about a door bell warning system..but thought again... cos that would make me JUMP!  

 

FM
Originally Posted by Ducky:

Everything!

 

Ever seen that Catherine Tate character that screams when the microwave pings? That's me that is

 

Me too .............I'm slightly deaf in one ear so if I'm in the kitchen or bathroom and my husband suddenly appears I scream. i don't hear him aPPROACHING and it scares the bejesus out of me- he thinks I'm mental (he may well be right).

 

I am that lady though!  Everything and anything makes me jump!

Soozy Woo
Originally Posted by Aimee:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:

 

 

Mirrors in a bathroom  

That's another one  my daughter has a mirror opposite her bed and eveytime i make it i jump cause i think there's a bloke standing behind me (it's 1 of those out of JLS on her wall)  it's also frightened her as well though 

 

But, But....If she has a poster of JLS......she should be making her own bed..  

Syd

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