Just watching 8 out of 10 cats and one of the blokes made me laugh cause what he said happens in my house, he said when your toilet seat moves you wonder where you'll end up and your heart starts beating faster
Recently i had alot of work done on my house and a builder turned up too check on something in the bathroom, i was putting some new blinds up at the time and answered the door with a screwdriver in my hand, he went upstairs and i stood watching the TV, he came straight back too ask me something and he sh-t the life out of me, (i'd totally forgot he was there) and went for him with the screwdriver