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why can't you undress properly when drunk Laugh

don't know why this has just come into my mind but Big Grin

been out drinking with my mates and got in about 5.30am and i had on this jumper thing with no sleeves *polo neck* skirt and knee boots, i couldn't get the top over my head, so it looked like long hair hanging over the back of my head Big Grin and then trying to get my boots off, the zip was stuck on one, so i gave up and went to bed like it Big Grin mate came round the next morning and i answered the door in this state, she nearly wet herself laughing Big Grin took her some time to get me out of the mess Laugh

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Originally posted by jelly vodkafish:
waking up with a broken arm and no recollection of the previous night was as bad as it got Ninja


my mate fell off her high heels and was moaning about her ankle Roll Eyes i made her walk all the way home and next morning when i saw her *she lives across the road* she was in a full leg plaster, she had snapped her ankle bone *ouch* but Laugh
Aimee
Came home one night tried to undress, was wearing knickers that done up with bows at the sides, fell asleep on the sofa, when hubby see me in the morning he said ''I looked like I'd been had & left" I'd manage to get most of my clothes off but only untied one side before I'd conked out. Ninja

Edited to add forgot to mention the Cabbie had to carry me up the drive because I'd lost a heel off my boot.
E
I've been very drunk in my time and the worst result is my gums start flapping rubbish and I burst into tears for no reason.

To be fair to me, I have never been so drunk that I've fallen down in the street, peed myself or puked in public. Nor have I ever been so bad I could not manage get undressed and take myself to bed, that place where the world spins round and round and round.

Living abroad, you just don't see the drunks on the street you see in the average British high street these days, but I did spot one on a Greek island a month ago. She was British, aged about 14, and couldn't walk down the road without falling over.

I was going to help, but my son is a police officer and told me to leave her to get on with it. He says he sees this sort of behaviour almost every day and that 95% of his police work is dealing with young drunks.
jennywren

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