I hate One Direction they are so crap but they're all I've got.

A pair of low cut jeans please.

I cannot bear Simon Cowell - he denies the word "smug".

Doesn't he ever get sick of listening to the same old cliches coming out of his mouth every week?

Prorbably not as he is too busy counting his millions.


Here's one - "thats was world class".

"The public are mugs"

Wagner can sing.

"Marry me!"

"Thank you for my millions" to those who've bought records by his artists or voted on X Factor or anything else he's associated with.

Sorry - I made a mistake there.

I'm skint

"I am wrong"

"I don't know"

all the acts on this show are terrible... i quit

Do my moobs look big in this?

Louis is and always will be my best friend

I haven't got the faintest clue about music

I love the Cowell He does think a lot of himself but IMO I think he's well entitled to. He's made an absolute mint since going bankrupt in his 30's and having 5 quid left to his name, and used his bonce to do it. Yep he's a smug little shit but at the same time (from what I've seen) he's fair and won't people please just to gain popularity. (Although whether or not he's shaggin Cheryl Troll has a huge question mark over it).

Who wouldn't see an opportunity to make millions and not grab it?

I would

Oh so would I. Twice.

Oh yuk Karma - you have just put me off my tea

Westlife were the best boy band ever.

I'm never doing another x factor again.

Pfft...... no stamina

Five times.