Things Confucius Didn't Say

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Soozy Woo

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Finally,

A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!

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Former Member

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

I like that one Soozy

6/20/1112:15 PM

Garage JoeMember

If you put all rabbits in China end to end....... There would be a hell of a lot more rabbits! The old ones are the best!

6/20/113:03 PM

BazMember VIP10 years

Some good one liners there

6/20/113:06 PM

Former Member

Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:

Things Confucius Didn't Say

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

I don't know why but these two have me pmsl

6/20/113:41 PM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

Love them all!

6/20/114:41 PM

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