I'd say Dave was a total idiot, except I reckon there are some parts missing.
This is the same plank who also cost the house alcohol when Josie was doinhg the 'shoes for booze' task and took great delight in shouting out that he knew she'd taken them. In his desperate quest to seem clever, he only underlines what a moron he is.
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Why does it have to be one or the other? Both are good IMO ..........not just good but bloody fantastic!
When is it ever one or the other? This is news to me! It's always cream first and then jam, also 
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It's always cream first and then jam, also
No! 
Jam first, with a big dollop of cream on top!
And a generous sprinkling of Bombay mix 
ROTH, SKONS and HAITCH!
*dives*
*dives*
It's roth and sconezz but then I'm a soft southerner
As we know, Dave edits out the vast majority of the bible and picks the few bits that suit his purpose therefore it is no surprise he edits TOT's instructions and tells Ben so he can appear to be the fount of all knowledge.
Take away all the luxury shopping etc.
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ROTH, SKONS and HAITCH! *dives*
*** tramples all over Helectricals ***
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Take away all the luxury shopping etc.
The obvious thing would be to take back Ben's suitcase. 
Glad Ben got his suitcase back
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Jam first, with a big dollop of cream on top!
Nooo! Because you can't spread the cream over the jam so it just sits there like a dollop and hasn't got even coverageReference: mary bee
Nooo! Because you can't spread the cream over the jam so it just sits there like a dollop and hasn't got even coverage
You know the second picture looks wrong!!
Drooling here..
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Drooling here.. over the first picture.
Nice edit 
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You know the second picture looks wrong!!
The first one looks messy, the second looks crafted therefore better tasting 
roth, skons and aitch....jam first then a dollop of cream....and lurpak butter as well
Saw them talking about this last night on LF.......Andrew was telling Dave he was wrong to blurt it out straight after the task ended, Dave was protesting innocence and saying he didn't realise they couldn't tell Ben everything after it was over. Andrew saying the ToT said never to tell, and Dave was going 'REALLY? Are you suuure!' What an eejit.
Roth, scones and definitely jam first and then a HUGE dollop of clotted cream... but then I am as common as muck!!
Edit to add: has to be kerrygold butter and strawberry jam.....
Edit to add: has to be kerrygold butter and strawberry jam.....
Rawky Scones goes like so:
Clotted cream with Jam on top (only strawberry jam) NO BUTTER
Does that mean I'm upper class? I can't understand people doing it the other way.
Clotted cream with Jam on top (only strawberry jam) NO BUTTER
Does that mean I'm upper class? I can't understand people doing it the other way.
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NO BUTTER Does that mean I'm upper class? I can't understand people doing it the other way.
I don't understand the butter thing either. There is already a substitute for it in the form of cream, hence why the cream goes first-this is an amazing realistation I've just had.