There just ain't enough love in the world anymore.

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Prometheus

I hate all the X Factor judges. They tell talentless twonks how amazing they were. I hate losing (yes Chelsea I'm talking to you). I hate the thickie twins (Cameron and Clegg). I hate the pot noodle people (Bombay Bad Boy rocks so what do you do? You ruin it with sweetcorn and peas. I hate you). I hate most of the X Factor contestants. Mary, f*ck off back to Tescos. Rebecca, stop singing everything exactly in the same way. Matt become a man not a girl. Wagner please cease to exist. One Direction the direction I want you to go in is off a cliff. Katie learn to sing. Cher stick your (c)rap where the sun don't shine.

Arsene Wenger you're a whingeing knob. Fergie you're an oxygen thief. Ian Holloway you're demented.

All boy bands please make a mass suicide pact and don't forget to invite all the girl bands.

I could go on forever, and ever, and ever, and ever, but I won't. So yeah, there just ain't enough love in the world anymore and guess what? IT'S ALL MY FAULT!

*wibble*

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Former Member

*Who's gonna be first to call him controversial*

Stop watching the X factor, but I can't help you with the footy

11/27/103:35 PM

CosmopolitanMember 10 years

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So yeah, there just ain't enough love in the world anymore

Yes there is. Mrs.Prom just needs to train you a bit more.

11/27/103:40 PM

PrometheusMember

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Yes there is. Mrs.Prom just needs to train you a bit mor

Oh I love her to bits, it's all the other fekkers that are winding me up

11/27/103:43 PM

Karma_Member

Kumbyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa my lord, Kumbyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

11/27/103:44 PM

slimfernMember VIP

Have no idea who you iz on about cos don't watch none of that celeb stuff!
But hey! Hullooo anyways !

11/27/103:47 PM

Former Member

Links arms with Karma and looks for anyone else to join in and calm the thread down

11/27/103:48 PM

CosmopolitanMember 10 years

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Oh I love her to bits, it's all the other fekkers that are winding me up

Can't you do a Mr. Cosi and ignore all these sh*tty reality programmes?
I may be hooked but it'd be unbearable if he were drawn in as well.

As Sprout said, we can't help you with the footy but at least it'd be only ONE irritation slapping you regularly around the chops.

11/27/103:48 PM

EllsMember

Don't hold back there prom.....you go for it.

Actually you forgot to rant about Biffa Cole so add her to your rant and I'll back you up.

11/27/103:51 PM

PrometheusMember

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Kumbyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa my lord, Kumbyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I'm not doing any of that 'We're a happy family' crap

11/27/103:53 PM

CosmopolitanMember 10 years

I'd link arms with Karma and Sprout but my singing's not all that.
Then again, it never stopped Biffa,Kylie, Wagner or Jedward.............to name but a tip of the iceberg.

11/27/103:54 PM

PrometheusMember

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Hullooo anyways !

Hello you

11/27/103:54 PM

PrometheusMember

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Can't you do a Mr. Cosi and ignore all these sh*tty reality programmes?

I never thought of that

11/27/103:54 PM

PrometheusMember

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Actually you forgot to rant about Biffa Cole so add her to your rant and I'll back you up

I believe her awfulness was adequately covered while I was delivering hate on all X Factor judges

11/27/103:56 PM

CosmopolitanMember 10 years

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I never thought of that

S'ok, you're a bloke. It's expected.

11/27/103:59 PM

stonksMember

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I hate all the X Factor judges. They tell talentless twonks how amazing they were. I hate losing (yes Chelsea I'm talking to you). I hate the thickie twins (Cameron and Clegg). I hate the pot noodle people (Bombay Bad Boy rocks so what do you do? You ruin it with sweetcorn and peas. I hate you). I hate most of the X Factor contestants. Mary, f*ck off back to Tescos. Rebecca, stop singing everything exactly in the same way. Matt become a man not a girl. Wagner please cease to exist. One Direction the direction I want you to go in is off a cliff. Katie learn to sing. Cher stick your (c)rap where the sun don't shine. Arsene Wenger you're a whingeing knob. Fergie you're an oxygen thief. Ian Holloway you're demented. All boy bands please make a mass suicide pact and don't forget to invite all the girl bands. I could go on forever, and ever, and ever, and ever, but I won't. So yeah, there just ain't enough love in the world anymore and guess what? IT'S ALL MY FAULT! *wibble*

..you forgot Wagner....

11/27/104:02 PM

EllsMember

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I believe her awfulness was adequately covered while I was delivering hate on all X Factor judges

But but but she's EXTRA shite!! And I lubs Dannii. Oh ooh oooooh there's a fight going on outside my house..............

11/27/104:05 PM

PrometheusMember

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you forgot Wagner

"Wagner please cease to exist". Who said that? That was me that was

11/27/104:07 PM

cologne 1Member Memoriam

TBF you sound like the winging knob here, but I coudl be wrong.

11/27/104:09 PM

PrometheusMember

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But but but she's EXTRA shite!! And I lubs Dannii.

Danni drives me NUTS

"Just listen to the audience" she says when any of her acts are on. Cue braindead squealing from a million lobotomised morons is there any act you could put in front of that audience that they don't consider to be the best thing ever invented?

11/27/104:10 PM

Former Member

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Oh ooh oooooh there's a fight going on outside my house..............

11/27/104:10 PM

PrometheusMember

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TBF you sound like the winging knob here, but I coudl be wrong.

Just telling it how it is Cologne. That will undoubtedly make me some enemies. Let's face it, nobody likes the truth. I can live with that. In fact, I'm something of a martyr. I'm going to go out and buy a halo tomorrow

11/27/104:11 PM

stonksMember

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"Wagner please cease to exist". Who said that? That was me that was

Thankyou..thats better....

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TBF you sound like the winging knob here, but I coudl be wrong.

11/27/104:14 PM

EllsMember

Drunk neighbour fell over his gate and screamed to the taxi man it was his effing fault coz he parked too far up the street....taximan got out and they had a barney, taximan went to go back to his car and fell and it escalated til drunk neighbour laughed and taximan agreed it was funny and drove off.....boriiiiiiing.

Anyway back to the hate.....I hate that the snow effed up my night out yet my mother still managed to get herself to the pub and rang me to gloat!

11/27/104:18 PM

PrometheusMember

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That sounded quite exciting to me

11/27/104:25 PM

Former Member

I hate Jamie Oliver.... He is a pretentious little know it all. I hate his fake " ordinary man of the street" personae. I hate the fact he rattles on and on about simple food and yet none of his recipes are really that simple.
I just loathe him - and at the moment he is in the Sainsburys adverts which are the worse adverts on the telly.

I also hate big lorries on narrow country roads - selfish twobs.

11/27/104:27 PM

EllsMember

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That sounded quite exciting to me

Oh well you should come to town some saturday night with me! Some sights to be seen there.

11/27/104:30 PM

Karma_Member

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I'm not doing any of that 'We're a happy family' crap

Ok. How about this;

Jog on wobble gob!

(I've been dying to use that

)

11/27/104:30 PM

CosmopolitanMember 10 years

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Jog on wobble gob!

Now, that I do like.

11/27/104:31 PM

PrometheusMember

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Jog on wobble gob!

You're Danny Dyer and I claim my five squid

11/27/104:32 PM

stonksMember

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..now thats funny....

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I hate Jamie Oliver.... He is a pretentious little know it all. I hate his fake " ordinary man of the street" personae. I hate the fact he rattles on and on about simple food and yet none of his recipes are really that simple. I just loathe him - and at the moment he is in the Sainsburys adverts which are the worse adverts on the telly.

It facinates me how he puts on weight everytime his wife gets pregnant....

11/27/104:33 PM

CosmopolitanMember 10 years

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You're Danny Dyer and I claim my five squid

If so, that'll be a 'jacks'.

Jacks Alive - Five (squid).

11/27/104:35 PM

Former Member

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It facinates me how he puts on weight everytime his wife gets pregnant..

He is probably one of these men who have phantom pregnancies..

Oh and while I am ranting about him, I feel sorry for those children with their silly names that their self indulgent parents gave them

11/27/104:37 PM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

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It facinates me how he puts on weight everytime his wife gets pregnant....

Mr Blizz did that.

He's now pregnant with quintuplets.

11/27/104:38 PM

PrometheusMember

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If so, that'll be a 'jacks'. Jacks Alive - Five (squid).

Bingo lingo? Lions den, 10. Grannies on a shopping spree, 23. What the fekk am I on about?

11/27/104:41 PM

stonksMember

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Mr Blizz did that. He's now pregnant with quintuplets.

Do we need DNA to see who the mother is?....

..*phones the Jezza on 0161 95 20750*....

11/27/104:44 PM

stonksMember

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Bingo lingo? Lions den, 10. Grannies on a shopping spree, 23. What the fekk am I on about?

or if your from a rough area..Crack den..number 10..need to spew..number 2..need a pee..number 3..pay me fine..number 9....

11/27/104:48 PM

PrometheusMember

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Crack den..number 10

11/27/104:51 PM

stonksMember

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He is probably one of these men who have phantom pregnancies..

My brother swore he craved when his wife was pregnant....

11/27/104:55 PM

CosmopolitanMember 10 years

Reference: Stonkssssssssssssssssssssssssssssyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

or if your from a rough area..Crack den..number 10..need to spew..number 2..need a pee..number 3..pay me fine..number 9.

Oooh, I say!

11/27/104:55 PM

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