Gawd, this is painful 
Awwwww, I luurrrvvveeee this hymn 
BUT not what he is doing to it
How did this guy get to this point? 
Originally Posted by Jen-Christmas-Star:
I swear creepy fella has lost weight... His face seems a bit less 'hamstery'
And she's finally put him in something half decent, (apart from the trainers)
Originally Posted by Supes:
Awwwww, I luurrrvvveeee this hymn
BUT not what he is doing to it
He's doing a Mariah. I can't explain how dreadful I thought that was.
Are they all TONE DEAF or is it just me?
They're obviously listening to something different to the rest of us
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Mel B needs to wind her neck in. Simon called Lauren "Fleur" - did anyone hear what Lady Gobsh*te remarked? She said "Fleur's black and Lauren's white"
And why does she talk so s l o w l y? Can't she understand herself?
She really is an absolute HORROR
Bugga we missed Fleur's first song
Originally Posted by Jen-Christmas-Star:
Have we discussed Cheryl's dress yet?!?
Dunno, but you can't escape the polyester effect that Mel's got going on 
Chief bridesmaid circa 1970.
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Jen-Christmas-Star:
Have we discussed Cheryl's dress yet?!?
Dunno, but you can't escape the polyester effect that Mel's got going on
Chief bridesmaid circa 1970.
Cheryl's the bride....with her tits out!
Originally Posted by Syd:
Are they all TONE DEAF or is it just me?
No, it's them Syd
Evening... coming in late - but caught Andrea.
Still can't stand the freak...
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Evening... coming in late - but caught Andrea.
Still can't stand the freak...
And YES: shudders
Lauren can't sing this song. Feel free to delete the last two words as necessary.
Originally Posted by Jen-Christmas-Star:
Hahaha Cosi! She does look like a brides made from days gone by
I do hope crimplene's not making a comeback!
Kaffs
She's doing well with this.
End of term concert.
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Lauren can't sing this song. Feel free to delete the last two words as necessary.
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Lauren can't sing this song. Feel free to delete the last two words as necessary.
I thought she did well with it, or maybe it's me just willing her to be better than creepy boy
Originally Posted by Jen-Christmas-Star:
Hmmm Lauren's stylist needs shooting
She looked lovely from the neck up
WTF Cheryl? Put them away..
Originally Posted by Jen-Christmas-Star:
Haha Kaffs, evening to you x
Evening Jen
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Jen-Christmas-Star:
Hahaha Cosi! She does look like a brides made from days gone by
I do hope crimplene's not making a comeback!
Kaffs
Or one shoulder frocks with jewel embellishment!
Originally Posted by Supes:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Lauren can't sing this song. Feel free to delete the last two words as necessary.
I thought she did well with it, or maybe it's me just willing her to be better than creepy boy
Really? I thought half of it was out of her range and half was out of tune. I've had a bad day though, I may be a tad grumpy 
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Jen-Christmas-Star:
Hahaha Cosi! She does look like a brides made from days gone by
I do hope crimplene's not making a comeback!
Kaffs
evenin' you 
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Supes:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Lauren can't sing this song. Feel free to delete the last two words as necessary.
I thought she did well with it, or maybe it's me just willing her to be better than creepy boy
Really? I thought half of it was out of her range and half was out of tune. I've had a bad day though, I may be a tad grumpy
Or maybe I'm comparing her with One Direction!
FLEUR you're not Janet Jackson
Pumpkins 
Bloody hell, she's not leaving much to the imagination
Originally Posted by Supes:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Supes:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Lauren can't sing this song. Feel free to delete the last two words as necessary.
I thought she did well with it, or maybe it's me just willing her to be better than creepy boy
Really? I thought half of it was out of her range and half was out of tune. I've had a bad day though, I may be a tad grumpy
Or maybe I'm comparing her with One Direction!
Unfair advantage!
Fleur's different class.
Originally Posted by Supes:
Bloody hell, she's not leaving much to the imagination
Very Rihanna
Bloody brilliant: little star in the making
Simon stage managing Fleur's victory
She's very good.