Ahhh, that was Ben!  I missed his turn.

This lot have found their niche - CBeebies 

You've all gone off to have a party, haven't you?  

 They are seriously cringey

Oooo, silly string what jolly good fun

I'd gone off to stick some sausages in the grill...

I may disappear again in a minute

They are.  But I can't help kinda liking them.

Ahh, there you are!  I felt like Billy No Mates 

I went to get my nude lipstick, to match the judges

The only thing Andrea wins for me is the worst dressed contestant ever on the X Factor

Wharrabout the spider lashes?

Lift 'n shift bra?

Tango'ed?

Dentures  False Teeth  Whitened gnashers?

Syrup a-la-Louis?

Pillow chops?

Yeah, go'on Andrea, warble those bum notes.

I'll say it again....some songs should be left well and truly alone.

Dicky bow = cruise ship.

Honestly, why anyone like him I really do not know...all that warbling and facial contorting...bloody awful

Prefer them to Andrea!

Bloody hell I was only gone for two mins!

Snap

Will someone take this big bag of maltesers away from me please!

I was cooking runaway sausages so only listened.  That was enough

I found a sausage in the middle of the kitchen floor btw.....

step away from those delicious maltie chocolate treats.

Give them to me - I'll save you.

I'm new to this, but he's a bit carp.

Was it trying to escape the noise?

Lucky girl

Can't help you - I don't like 'em.

You've hit the ground running, Col 

Blimey, not hard to work out which one is her sister

Being pedantic, but this is Chaka's song.  She owns it every time.

Fleur's hair looks fab tonight

And she really is in a different league

i loved it... performance of the series so far!

Then again, Chaka appeared in Whitney's video so I guess she approved.

Fleur's doing a good job.

Excellent

i wonder if Lauren has any family members left that the show hasn't introduced us to yet?

Not really - it was supposed to be grilling merrily with the others...... 

There are only 6 left

You ♥ them, don't you?  

They're not my cuppa cha but they're not aimed at my demographic (old/ancient/pre-dinosaur).

was just about to type that...