Bit fishy....I know, I know, I'll get me coat

She mongs fish?  Who knew?     

They think they are 1 direction. They think they have the votes sorted. This is a wake up call, no one is safe apart from Stevie.

It's all about the (vote) money, honey!

Right.. done.. phew!  Survived another week.  See you all later 

Downton time for me  

Thanks for the company.....off to Homeland

.. and Louis' playthings?

 ()     

If that was Paul being upbeat I'd hate to see him when his pet hamster died.

Anyone about?

Just caught Stevi, oh deary, deary me

Evening - you're back then?   I've only sort of been watching, actually been eating dinner away from the laptop.

Yes, a disastrous trip, mostly spent in traffic/roadworks, waiting for breakdown services and in a garage! Then Aunt had a funny turn 10 mins after we eventually got shopping so I had to take her home!

Fleur really is in another class, although I caught a bit of Ben and he was pretty good I thought

Yep - I liked Ben too.   Fleur's a cut above most of them though.    Bitchy spice is still being horrible.

Hopefully she'll lose Andrea this week

I'm not holding out much hope - everyone seems to think he's wonderful.   Not me.

Karaoke...and what the hell has he got on his feet

I don't bloody love him Chezza

haven't looked at his feet.... 

Seemingly we're the only two in Britain who don't!

just rewound... that's some weird footwear??

Sounds like Lauren murdered 'I'll be there'

Go faster stripe trainers to match his dickie bow!

Where are Jay and Paul

She looked nice though

I've just stuck a few free app votes Stevi's way....up yours Mel

OMG I've just noticed Cheryl's hair, what the hell

They were on - I'm sure I heard them.

I don't really pay much attention to the screen... but I've just looked at it - Bitchy Spice is not going to age well - she's starting to look right hard and fishwifey.

I think ^ OTY will be going home tonight. A shame but i don't see that much effort has been made to promote them and on Xtra Factor last night, when asked; their mentor Louis Walsh could only name 2 of them!

Does anyone else have a pre-show elimination prediction?

Send 'em all home and start again?

Yes

Did someone buy the irritating one hair straighteners for his birthday?

edit  'most irritating' one.

How can such mediocre ppl make so much money?

I've got a red hot poker sitting idle....if only I'd have known! 

Because it's people who don't like music who buy their brand of cr@p.

Actually, scrap mediocre for crap.

Snap  

Jesus.   How bad is this?