Evening all, sorry I'm late

This guy needs a serious restyle...and this is coming from a bloke who wears gold ties.

Hi Eileen

JUST gold ties?

I need to get back on my diet.

Oh dear...back to 2nd rate cruise ship 

Hi Rexi.

Hi rexi - so was I

Oh, bless him

Right, gold tied, kitty costumes it is Ill do them for you for cost... £1000 each

Yes, but let's leave One Direction out of the discussion....

What a poor choice of song - It doesn't suit him and he cocked it up.

Oh dear.

don't be silly. Gold pants too.

Oh dear

i feel a bit sorry for him 

HI Rexi

Blimey! Have you lot being overdoing the Marzine?

I can't keep up with this speed.

I can't afford £1000   Can I pay you in cake?

snap yogi

thongs? i will blind the audience 

Agree re the choice of song sooz ... but  I bet they put him through anyway

Yes, but dont tell the rest

I think he'll go through too.. there's hardly any 'older' ones there   I can see Dave Wilder going through too

so do I

ahem

Of course they will. That Goldie women will be put through too. 

Will the be kipper ties for ladies of larger proportions?

The thing is if he has been singing for years - surely he had another song in his repertoire

I haven't seen last night's show yet - any surprises?

Was he the blonde one who bugged the audience by talking too much?

yes yogi

And poor Louis gets the over 25's. Never mind - Louis has a way of making a silk purse out of a sows ear.

yes...just enough to keep our dignity rocky poo is getting a thin one though

I don't know what's more cringeworthy. The X Factor or those sponsor adverts for it. 

I love this girl.

I really want to like this girl - but she annoys me.

I  know I am in a minority...but I q like Janet

seen it all before..