This made me LAUGH OUT LOUD

Indeed... if we lose you won't be hearing from me for two weeks though.

 Yeah. Pure cheese.

Hi Eileen

oops and prom hello

I'm gonna have to keep flicking over to El Clasico... shouldn't be a problem fitting 90 mins of football into itvs adverts should it?

same as kaffy and hi kaffy

  Seriously.. you'd think he'd just come round from a serious head injury...

I wouldn't worry about it. We'll probably play our famous defensive high line so our players will be halfway up the pitch while your mates take turns getting hat tricks 

Tulissa really does seem to be behind her girls

He is like "hello world... hello stars.... hello flowers...."

Louis is loving it... let's get all Harley Davidson fans to pick up the phone for Little Mix.

I like Amelia - hope she wins but Little mix are good as well

Sorry.

Ain't got the love.

I thought that started off well.. but it lost a bit when they were all singing.

That was pretty boring too. This is the final, really?

That was good from Little Mix.

Big mistake having this final at Wembley. The sound is so bad!!

Guardian blog: Then, at her house, Perrie's mum tells her to follow her dreams. This, I presume, is code for 'Ditch these losers and go solo immediately'.

was just reading that bit supes

My fave guardian comment so far :  Six whoops. Six whoops in one song. I don't want Marcus to win any more. It'd be cheaper if I just bought and supported a broken smoke alarm instead.

That made me LOL too

 the character on the call of duty ad reminded me of barlow.    Check he's not got a machine gun under that desk if Marcus gets voted out.

I agree Kaffs I'm getting sick of the same old same old now

Amelia Lily - the oldest 17 year old ever

Come on Amelia, fingers crossed

BTW Teesside High School is NOT in Middlesbrough

Kelly is sooo false - poor Amelia stuck with her

Says in best Kelly Rowland voice....

*girlfriend.. you are on fire....."

I stole it from the Guardian blog Eileen... it's hilarious

she does look older than 17 TBH and acts it - perhaps its her illness which has made her more mature

What illness Ros?  (i must pay more attention)

What have they done to her hair? Looks awful

This is doing much for me either tbh

Amelia doing her best to sound even more average than usual and succeeding 

Ros - she is a diabetic - that is not an illness - it is a condition that thousands of young ( and older ) people have.

Sorry I just think she is completely overated and Christina Aguilera she is not.

I'll ask again. This IS the final isn't it. It's been all a bit dreary so far. All three acts, not one of them standing out.