She's a prostitute.
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Loving the teacher
And me - and his pupils like him too.
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She's a prostitute.
*slaps Crunchy's wrists*
*Sings* She's got hiiiiigh hopes......she's got hiiiiiiigh hopes
Not bad ...
bless her, she is so dim
bless her, she is so dim
I agree simon 
I loathe the way she talks
I thought Vikki Pollard was made up
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*slaps Crunchy's wrists*
But she is!!!
Get in there Simon! 
Scripted or what?
But ... I am glad she got through
But ... I am glad she got through
I'm with Louis on this one.
If she had an irish accent, Louis would have had her through like a shot.
im not sure what i think tbh. i think she might be quite good but she needs to change some things first
Oops soz everyone........hello
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she needs to change some things first
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If she had an irish accent, Louis would have had her through like a shot.
I can't argue with that, Crunchy.
Hello Pam
Hi peeps haven't been in long 
hi liver
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If she had an irish accent, Louis would have had her through like a shot.
Hi Liver.
Dermot flirting
Dermot is loving her 
and there are the tears.... 
No sob stories, please!
I thought Simon had banned sob stories?
Hi Chicken and Yogi
Did we EVER see Cheryl's collapse?
Did we EVER see Cheryl's collapse?
there were clips about it at the start liver
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Did we EVER see Cheryl's collapse?
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Did we EVER see Cheryl's collapse?
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there were clips about it at the start liver
I missed it - I am getting old.
oh she's good!
shes got it!
Good voice
Very good - but she might like to look up once in a while
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there were clips about it at the start liver
Thanks Chicken, I will watch the repeat tomorrow!Reference:
but she might like to look up once in a while
nerves?Hi Rexi
no problem liver