Louis should  be kicked off this show for begging for votes for Mary every single time she performs.

I think Mary knows she's oot

I know  - patronising to the Nth degree

Bloody hell ...........you couldn't pay for advertising like that. I wonder how many people have subliminally registered to do an online shop?

yep - are two going tomorrow???

If you think thats bad you should see Danni on twitter

 She worked on a checkout" - like that's the worst thing ever



Yep... when we know the worst thing ever would be if she was on the PA system

Mary is a role model....to all of those supermarket checkout girls, Mary can scan a packet of biscuits faster than anyone else.

Wow croc, you really don't like her, do you. Her weight should have no bearing on how she sounds.

Not sure Ros - I would imagine so....

i know - tesco's must be laughing all the way to the bank

Louis needs to stroll round Balmoral with a feather hat.

Preferably pheasant.

Mary may not be young trendy and have a "pop" career but she can SING. There's a market for her and I hope she has he chance to do what she loves to do.

The Guardian

"Oh no! Simon Cowell's started to lay into Matt's performance. This is almost definitely because his routine involved a staircase. SIMON COWELL HATES STAIRCASES. When will people learn? He hates them. He only goes up and buildings on lifts and waterslides. Only poor people use their knees. Staircases are for the weak."

Both Mary and Matt are unwell, the difference is Mary coped better with her illness and sang better.

  Velvet.

Vids.... you're living proof that it doesn't make you blind.. it makes you deaf.

Mary wasn't as ill as Matt was.

I did, however, enjoy the M & S ad.

Her weight and her age are why she is supposed to be a role model to 'ordinary women' were she 25 and slim we wouldn't be urged to vote for her in the same way!



Mind you were she 25 and slim she woulnt have got put thru cos there's no story in that!

I'm not sure about the advertising thing with Tescos.  I think I would actively choose to shop somewhere else just in case Mary was typical of Tesco staff

Im not blind or deaf, just a little sore.

just a little sore


yeah.. the repetitive strain injury again eh? 

And what is this shit that Cher is caterwauling!

jeezooo..

That's the second Rihanna song of the night.

Jesus f*cking christ...

God does she have to RAP every song  - this is boring

This performance may well put Cher in the bottom two again. Dreadful.

Terrible.

That's a fiver.

FGS, more rapping.

Murdering a good song.

Jesus Wept. Vote to save Mary over this load of tripe!

Oh my god. Cher is definitely in the bottom two tomorrow. This is the worst I've seen her, and it isn't pretty. 

Blimey Croc, I'm an ordinary woman, but I'm not quite that obese!  I think Mary is far from ordinary.

Its not too bad if she doesnt bloody rap.

Mary starts off on a bum note - what`s new? 

Bawling and shouting - what`s new? 

She wouldn`t know how to deliver the subtlety of a lyric it if jumped up and whacked her in the face. 

What is this girl doing in the competition? She is total sh*te. Sorry, it's only my second time watching this and I've never caught her before.