'Let me hear you make some noise'

Cheryl I think you will find that you are the one making the noise...

http://twitter.com/katieweasel

This is great

' Crew member's birthday today. We all gathered round and sang him 'Happy birthday' except Cheryl who said she wasn't familiar with the song'

5:18 PM Nov 14th via web

'Perhaps if we give Konnie some cardboard, a washing up bottle and some sticky back plastic, she might make it to the end of the show tonight'

' Cheryl Cole: 'I'd abstain again' Let's hope she means from singing.'

' To protest against the 7% British Gas increase, call 0901 61 61 104'

' Niall has finally found a pubic hair. That would be a good thing if it wasn't for the fact that he found it in his pasta'

Jeeebus!!!!!!!!! that is absolutely terrible

Louis would tell her: she needs to DANCE at the same time too

Xfactor single -Heroes. Looks like Wagner doesnt get to "sing"
Matt: I, I will be king
And you, you will be queen
Rebecca: Though nothing will drive them away, We could beat them
TreyC: Just for one day,
We could be heroes just for one day
Rebecca and Belle Amie: We can be heroes
We can be heroes

Paije: I, I wish I could swim
Katie: Like dolphins, like dolphins can swim
Harry Styles (1D): Though nothing, nothing could keep us together
Zain Malik (1D) Oh we could be heroes
Belle Amie: Just for one day
We could be heroes

Aiden: we could be heroes
Mary and John: I, I can remember (I remember)
Mary: standing , Standing by the wall (by the wall)
Cher: And the guns, shot above our heads (over our heads)
We could be heroes.
Aiden: Just for one day
Everyone: We could be heroes
Rebecca: We could be heroes (ad lib)
Everyone: We could be heroes
Paije: We could be heroes (ad lib)
Everyone: We could be heroes
TreyC: We could be heroes (ad lib)
Everyone: We could be heroes
Mary: We could be heroes (ad lib)
Soldiers and contestants:
We could be heroes,
We could be heroes,
We could be heroes,
We could be heroes

Katie: Just for one day
Cher: We could be heroes
Liam Payne (1D) We could be heroes
Matt: Just for one day
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/ho...X-Factor-single.html

I did warn you

'Just told Cheryl how excited I was that The Beatles were now on ITunes. She blankly told me that she wasn't familiar with their songs.'

she's not familiar with a TUNE.

What the buck

That bucking man just loves the sound of his own voice.

Theme on X Factor this week: songs by The Beatles.

Please God Cher doesnt do a rap to a Beatles song!

Katie Waissel - Help!

Wagner - Get Back / Hippy Hippy Shake / Hey Jude

Paije Richardson - Let It Be

Rebecca Ferguson - Yesterday

Matt Cardle - Come Together

Mary Byrne - Something

One Direction - All You Need Is Love

Cher Lloyd - Imagine

Imagine was a John Lennon song, not The Beatles.
I wonder if Louis will get his Rule Book out.

I'm looking forward to Wagner singing Hippy Hippy Shake

Imagine there's no talent 
It's easy if you try
No Cher or Katie
Paije can only try
Imagine One Direction
Singing in one key ..ooo.ooo o o o 


Z.

I don't expect Cheryl was familiar with any other songs.

  

thats rather appropriate doncha think

So Cher will copy this

GAwd Mary shouting Something doesn't bare thinking about and I magine shouldn't be allowed. Overall most of them will be crap, I think I can safely predict that.

"Something in the way you move..."

Oh Sorry... you don't


Z.

Katie was on Twitcam just, it was nice of her to come on and chat to some of her fans.. she couldn't get her camera to work so Harry out of the 5 Biebers had to put it on for her and then some of his cronies came on, Cher was on at the start but I missed her. Paije made an appearance just before the end too and he said it was too dark.

I will not be watching it this week.
I do not want to hear those ridiculous judges fawn over no emotion Rebecca and tell her that she has made "Yesterday" her own.
I do not want to hear the moronic crowd jeer if someone dares to critisise the performance.

I think it safe to say I will have NOTHING to do with it this week.

They should not allow the Beatles songs to be touched...

Oh ... I will be

Bit of a theme going on here!!!

Evening All

.. and welcome to Song Slaughter


Z.

Evening

Zaphod I can only imagine the atrocities we are about to witness

Surely Katies time is up...

Hallo boys and girlies another saturday of fix-factor again

Hi folks . A Beatles butchering coming up 

Cheryl: "No second chances..."







Well Katies on her fourth/fifth

If Katie is not out this week then they should just tell the other contestants to go home and give her the contract, there is no need for the pretense.

Evening....just in time

I think it's safe to say Katie will be in the bottom two again - no one votes for her.

Its one rule for some and another for the others. I bet you if Rebbecca or Matt are bottom 2 with Katie, they will be voted out.

hi everybody

Evening all


How can I quite like the Beatles and hate Paul McCarney SO much?