Jamie Afro snuggling up with the blonde stripper from Kandy Rain? Do we smell a set-up?
- Posted by: 3am
- 06/11/09
- 02:38 pm
Oh, how embarrassing. There you are, getting intimate in a bar with someone you've fancied for ages, when along comes a photographer and takes dozens of pictures of you stroking your one true love's hair extensions, putting your arm round her and regaling her with your wit and charm.
Jamie Afro must be gutted that his special moment is now out there for all the X Factor obsessed world to see. Unless.... unless... they wanted these pictures to be taken. We think there are four possibilities:
1. The lady in question, Coco from Kandy Rain - who Jamie admitted he fancied a few weeks ago - has thought "Sod this for a game of soldiers, I'm not getting enough attention anymore. Better get all flirty with Jamie, even though his exposed chest/man jewellery combo makes me feel physically sick, and maybe invite a photographer along without telling him so that I get in the papers and force people to remember I exist."
2. Our dashing hero Jamie has thought "Sod this for a game of soldiers, those other boys in the competition are getting more attention than me. I bet if I call up Coco for a spontaneous drink, she'll jump at the chance to get all the X Factor gossip - and if I position my hair in front of her face, she won't even notice that there's a pre-booked snapper capturing my every grope."
3. Jamie and Coco have jointly concocted an evil plan, along the lines of "Sod this for a game of soldiers, let's fake a relationship to make us both a bit more famous, and invite a photographer along to catch us pretending to fancy each other. Nobody will suspect a thing."
4. Jamie and Coco have no idea they're being papped. Their relationship is real and true and beautiful, and the photographer has magic powers rendering him invisible.
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