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It was confirmed yesterday that the famed WURZELS were to re-unite
LIVE NATION are promoting and UNIVERSAL are on board

We are thrilled said the one with the gap in his teeth -
and we have The Nolans to thank!

The new fashion of ONE HIT WONDERS has brought us back to lieff
(said the one with the somerset accent)

We nearly didn't qualify as we had one hit more that The Nolans
wiff THE CIDER DRINKER but we managed to persuade the
promotors that COMBINED HARVESTER was on a par
to I'm in the mood fore dancin record sales wise

The Nolans were unavailable for comment yesterday -
but Coleen's husband Ray did take time out to comment

Wot's the wurzels telephone number?
I wanna get them to send nasty texts to Anne Nolan

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