basically any wedding disco song

Chasing Bloody Cars   -  oh god yeah!

Come on Bloody Eileen - that one tops whitney..   that is my new worst song ever!!

The Matt Cardle version of the song I can't remember the title of because I am listening to something else. BUT I hate it ( his version that is)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

OMG - the memories, the memories of that song

Chris De Berk.  How the hell did he get his Nanny to shag him (Disclaimer: Allegedly)

I post the same thing every time this thread comes up ....

'However million bicycles in Bejing' by some boring woman who's name I can't be bothered to remember

Jeez - what a song

Hanson mmmbop
and chris de burgh cant listen to him 

My ex's mother was called Eileen...    she used to take an extra big lug out of her barely concealed half bottle of scotch she would have in her handbag and dance around like a loon when that song came on.      

it was just so many shades of wrong

My real name is Eileen ...

(not really )

hahaha

even if it was..     I don't hold a grudge against anyone called Eileen..    just that particular Eileen

I didn't do much better with the other ex's mother..   she was called Joy - HUGE MISNOMER!!  HUGE!

Just for you 

Lady In Red...ugh and a million times ugh.

Travis. Turn was quite good and they had some song about it raining on them or some other twaddle which wasn't bad. Everything else they've done, every song, every single note could easily qualify as worst song ever. They would run Phil Collins close in a most boring song of all time competition and that really is saying something!

shania twain that dont impress me much

Not a fan of Phil Collins then Prom ?

OMG

Seriously - that is my mum's name and my middle name!!

And I shall now regale you with a Sally Army song ....

JOY, JOY Surely this should mean
Jesus first
Yourself last
and others inbetween

Consider yourself blessed

*bows*

It is such a good job that I love you

Biatch

Luvs yoo too my sexi Rexi 

well it suits you (& your mum if you are anything to go by)..  


oh &  *claps*

Whenever he comes on TV I panic. Will I make it to the TV in time to stop him before he drives me nuts? Will I even be brave enough to get close enough to the TV to turn it off? (the closer I get to it the more appalled I will become). Should I just run for it? What if I make a run for it and can still hear it while I'm running down the street?

It's not easy being me

Thanks 

I think?

 You hard done by creature you - shall we just shoot him & put you out of your misery 

Yes please 

Can I also add Total Eclipse with that truly awful screeching creature Bonnie Tyler doing the worst impression of a singer since Rod Stewart inadvisedly opened his gob and started shouting words sounding like he'd lost his voice claiming he was singing. Yeah add Maggie May too.

Am right behind you brother on the Tyler fiasco!! Eeeeeeeeeeeeek! Spare me the warbling Banshee!

The Grease Soundtrack!  I flippin HATE it

And any of those 70's disco songs

1. The Beatles - A day in the life
2. The Temptations - Get ready
3. Blondie - Hanging on the telephone
4. Neil Young - Heart of gold 
5. Talking Heads - Once in a lifetime

Easily the worst songs ever... 

talking heads & blondie?????????????????????????? .... heathen

To the haters of "I will always love you" - an abysmal record.

I'd like to name a Westlife song but I can't name a single song that they've done.  That's the thing about Westlife, their songs sell in the millions and their singles are over commercial radio like a rash but once the dross goes out of the top 40 and off the playlists, I'd be hard put to remember anything about it, even the song's title.  The only thing that sticks in the mind is the sheer soul destroying banality.

Billy Ocean - When the Going Gets Tough,

Phil Collins - Sussudio,

Lionel Richie - Hello

Queen - It's a kind of magic, Radio Ga Ga

Starship - We Built This City on Rock 'n' Roll and Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now

Bonnie Tyler - Holding Out for a Hero

I think 'I will always love you' was alright by Dolly Parton. Whitneyyyyy was carp though.
What I really dislike is anything sung by Cliff Richards.

Anything by Coldplay or Eminem

Oh! I like 4 & 5 

Wow, 1, 3 and 5 are all classics in my book. Funny old world innit.

I really like Eminem. When my granddaughter was about 4, she got a present from a friend which was a doll with a tape at the back. When you put a tape in, the doll's mouth would move. Anyhoo, my daughter and I thouth it might be very funny to put an Eminem tape into her back and she was mouthing off about motherf*****g, etc. My granddaughter never saw or heard it, but it was very funny and the doll has been named Chucky eversince.

The Beatles, Neil Young and Talking Heads are excellent. I'm not a fan of Blondie and the Temptations are just one of a load of the same. Sorry.

lets hear it for the boy by deniece williams..........i can't even bring myself to post it.....

'lets hear it for my bayyyyyyyyyyyyyyybeeeeeeeeeee......lets hear it for my maaaaaaaaaan'

no lets not...........just no no no no......

Anything by that over-rated over hyped nob Dizzie Rascal
I don't feel like dancing by the scissors sisters.
Anything by Pink Floyd.
Anything sung by Take That
Sex on Fire & Radioactive by the queens of leon
99,95% of all cover versions
Anything murdered my matt cardigan "winner" of x-factory
Aside from satisfaction anything by the rolling stones
Last Christmas
Baby and Never say never or in fact anything the beaver sings or will ever sing ever.

Anything sung by the lighthouse family
pretty much anything sting sings

I've never liked them either but they've had their moments. Wild Horses (though The Sundays did it better), You Can't Always Get What You Want, Honky Tonk Woman, Sympathy For The Devil... they had a few diamonds in their repertoire which I agree largely consisted of utter crap.