The Worst Movie You've Ever Seen

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What's the worst movie you have ever seen. Have you ever walked out of a movie because it was so awful.

My nomination for the Worst Film award would go to Jackie Chan's "Around The World In 80 Days".

It's just a vehicle for Jackie Chan's stunts,
the script is bad,like the script of a saturday morning kids cartoon and makes a hash of the original Jules Verne story; the acting is bad because none of the actors, besides Jackie Chan, has anything to do.

Someone should have forced Jackie Chan to read "Around The World in 80 Days" or atleast watch the David Niven version or atleast watch the 90's kids show "Around The World With Willy Fog" and explained to him, "Look! Phileas Fogg is the hero of the story. Okay? Passepartout is just his comedy sidekick".

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Well-WisherMember

I posted this in the wrong forum! I thought I was in the film forum.

5/29/094:11 AM

The Singing Ringing TreeMember

Bagger Vance I cant watch it without falling asleep.

People will post ... might just take a while

5/29/095:04 AM

mary_beeMember

quote:
Originally posted by The Singing Ringing Tree:
Bagger Vance I cant watch it without falling asleep. People will post ... might just take a while

Oh god, my parents absolutely adore this film. I think it's so boring.

Sin City is a pretty good contender for this. Or Ghostrider. Both are terrible.

5/29/095:43 AM

serignhugrfMember

I walked out one of the Police Academy ones when I was a teenager.

5/29/096:00 AM

El LoroMember VIP10 yearsModerator

I doubt if I will ever watch the Jackie Chan version of Around the World as it seems to be a travesty of the book. If you have read the book, you may remember that Passepartout rescues the Indian princess from being burnt on her husband's funeral pyre, the princess accompanies Phileas Fogg for the rest of the journey and marries him at the end. That part of the book is based on what happened to an ancestor of mine some 300 hundred years ago.

5/29/097:08 AM

*yogi Bear*Member

some vampire thing with the dude from airplane... i really need to go and look up his name but he is in all the spoofs

5/29/099:48 AM

El LoroMember VIP10 yearsModerator

Yogi, that would be Leslie Nielsen in Dracula - Dead and Loving It.

My nomination for worst film of all time is a British comedy from 1948 with David Tomlinson about a girl who can't stop hiccupping. It's got quite a few cameos from people like Terry Thomas, but this doesn't stop it from being both totally pointless and totally unfunny.

5/29/0910:50 AM

*yogi Bear*Member

quote:
Originally posted by El Loro:
Yogi, that would be Leslie Nielsen in Dracula - Dead and Loving It.

My nomination for worst film of all time is a British comedy from 1948 with David Tomlinson about a girl who can't stop hiccupping. It's got quite a few cameos from people like Terry Thomas, but this doesn't stop it from being both totally pointless and totally unfunny.

that's the one thanks

me and my pal walked out half way through

5/29/0910:57 AM

Cigarettes & AlcoholMember

A tough one....

Blair witch project, so awful that I didn't mind the conversations and mobiles ringing in the cinema.

Pearl Harbour, just utterly dreadful!

Titanic - a film I have never managed to watch more than 45 minutes of at a time, not even the delicious Kate Winslett can rescue anything that utterly dreadfull awful.

5/29/091:21 PM

mary_beeMember

quote:
Originally posted by El Loro:
Yogi, that would be Leslie Nielsen in Dracula - Dead and Loving It.

My nomination for worst film of all time is a British comedy from 1948 with David Tomlinson about a girl who can't stop hiccupping. It's got quite a few cameos from people like Terry Thomas, but this doesn't stop it from being both totally pointless and totally unfunny.

I've seen this!!

Isn't it awful!

5/29/096:46 PM

ContessaQMember

any of the rocky films, total crap

5/30/092:04 AM

MikeOxlongMember 10 years

Don't remember the title but it was a Steven Spielberg film about a crew in a Lancaster bomber.
The belly gunner was a cartoonist and the plane was hit, damaging the landing gear. The belly gunner was a goner because he would have been crushed on landing, but as the plane came down he started drawing a picture of the plane.
And then-bu**er me-a cartoon rear wheel appears on the plane and he is saved.
Total rubbish.

5/30/093:13 AM

ÅŗтγмαģšMember

On the Buses.

5/30/094:32 AM

Midnight ChoirMember

Mamma Mia

5/30/098:52 AM

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