the mayans simply ran out of ink before finishing their calendar

*sniffle*

aggggghhhhhhhhh Sir Cliff!! It's hell!! 

*snaffle*

ohhhh - I didn't think of that. 

its the apocalypse in disguise 

       How's the boy today, pirate - is he ok now ?

I'm holding out for Mistletoe and Wine

Never mind that, I'm traumatised!!!

(hope he's ok today ! Niece just texted me going "testing.. testing ! " )

Mayan Apocalypse ‏@kabooooooooom

Sorry everyone, running a bit late.

^^ Tweeted at 11:13 or something

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dragged him out of bed & shoved him off to school & told him not to be so silly..

whilst i was wearing my apocolypse survival suit

and i just noticed i cant spell apocolypse

hahahahaa

youngest was singing his version of that the other day..camel toe & wine-disgraceful!

but i laughed

imagine the looks on our faces if the world did end. Talk about 'gettin served'... that's gangsta speak... apparently.

MrJen was telling me theres an island somewhere where 1000's of people went thinking the mountain (Or volcano was going to open up and reptilians were going to save them at 11:11 when the 'crap' hit the fan

That sounds like Tom Cruise's house.

You know the 11.11 part of it, would that not be 11.11 in central America where the Mayans lived?  If so we're not in the clear yet! Hopefully I'll still be here at 5.11 

Oh crap. 

No wait.. I thought some fruit loop clever person had worked out that it was 11.11 our time?

Oh I'm not sure Kaffy.

I think Ells will just use your theory to stay in bed for the rest of the day. She must be desperate to poo by now...

I slept through it.  Imagine if I had woke up dead.  That would have been a nightmare!

I've to go to town soon so hopefully nothing strange happens while I'm there.  Like a power cut or something.  Coz I will freak the f*ck out.

Yet another disappointment or sense of relief depending on whether you believe in these flakey predictions or not.

I'm firmly in the camp of non believer.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20712815

Are we still here?

Just.

It seems the Mayans were right though, they're not here anymore.

I know someone who believes that she and a bunch of other people will be taken off in a giant spaceship....wonder how SHE is this morning. 

Have you heard from her today?  Maybe she is in outer space somewhere.

Like most that believed it probably hiding & saying nothing.  The boy was telling me last night that a girl in his class was getting her Christmas presents last night, just in case.  But then again, I reckon he was just testing the water to see if I would give him his 

I survived but there were a fair few people in Asda today who I'd have happily despatched to the Mayans  

Those people were waiting to see if they really DID need to buy groceries. 

Lori it's like their brain stays at home while they're shopping - they leave their trollies (carts) in the aisles and then stand there staring into space for ages and tut when you politely ask them to move 

I'm so glad I've finished my shopping 

Maybe they haven't left them at home...maybe THIS is what they meant by "the end of the world". Total and complete stupidity. 

Wish *I* were done....

for all we know superman could be sitting at home thinking 'them ungrateful human b*stards will never know what i had to do to save this shite hole today'

I've lost count of how many times I've heard it said that the Mayans got it wrong, the world didn't end. I've heard it said on different news channels, online news pages, and on some Forums. The Mayans never said the world will end on 21.12.2012, their Calendar is so misunderstood, shame that the media at least couldn't be bothered to do their research instead of putting out negativity...oh I forgot for a minute, that's what the media thrives on

Well whatever time zone it was tied to, it's now midday Saturday (GMT) and we're still all here....or is this just a figment of my imagination?

I can remember something like this happening before and Miss Aims was about 6 and when I was getting her ready for school she said what if something happens when i'm at school, we won't know where each other are, I said I'll come and find you and she said you promise, awwwww, I reminded her of this last night and i got a I never said that

That reminds me of my Mum.. when she was a little girl during the war she would run out of school and leg it home any time there was an air raid siren - she said if she was going to be killed she wanted to be home with her mum.