Pirate... 

print out this wiki page... 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L...r_apocalyptic_events

then cut off the bottom bit (the bit that';s in the future - that might not help if he reads that)

then show remaining bit to your step-son..   we have survived shed loads of doomsdays... 

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I know, tis darn annoying in't it? 

I'll be akip then, if it happens then....I'll not know anything 

Bloomin' is..!  It's before I've filled me belly  

I'm going Christmas food shopping when I finish work for the hol's at 1pm. Don't mind if it ends around then, but it better not be after I've done my last jobs of washing/polishing the quarry tiled/wooden floors and cleaning the oven, I'd be well p'd off then!

You'll all laugh on the other side of your faces when you wake up dead on Saturday 

Although, unlike Supes, I won't be as p'd off as her because my ovens aren't being cleaned until Monday....

Good idea to leave it till then.....just incase 

but my advent calendar finishes on the 25th and that is never wrong

I know....who'd have thought it. Christmas on 25th December 

his moms back now

i'll leave it with her

just went to toilet

she's in his room explaining about Mayan thing

she's been on her weekly piss up with her mate

well i earholed

let me put it this way

she's not helping lol

anyway its a load of bollox

see you soon lol

awwwwww...   hahahahaha..... awwwwwww

tis not good to try having a serious parent-child talk when you've been on the lash...     I know this from experience 

Don't leave Pirate without telling us about your red bag

I beg to differ.  It's the best motivation mine ever had for leaving home (and taking their washing, mess and mental dietary requirements with them) 

LOL, Cosi....right, time for bed, for those of you I don't bump into in hell, nice  keeping your company

Heck, I'll be shovelling coal with you!   Night x

I can help too  night

I'll supervise  

Just in case Blousey breezes through... thinking of you missus... and I bet you suspected I'd do a little Lehrer now!  

Just told a teenage relative the Australia thing on Facebook . S'a shame, she's really spooked 

I really hope I sleep til after 11.11am tomorrow otherwise I might get a bit silly and start wondering 'what if'

I'm showering before bed and putting clean pants on.   Just in case.

I am definitely NOT having a poo in the morning.....I'd be mortified if the aliens came down afterwards and found me with my drawers round my ankles mid-poo.

No.  Everything can wait til after lunchtime just to be safe.

Hahahahah Ells, I'm a morning girl (poo wise) and I hate it if I have showered and dressed and then the poo decides to come.  I have to undress and then shower again.  Obsessive.  Not much. 

Ciiiiinds  I thought my post might have been guilty of TMI but yours just blew it out of the water.

I should clarify, I don't poo in my pants and have to undress, I just like to be clean.  

Ells you made me feel dirty, and do you know how glad I am that I didn't add that when I shower I .............

You're the one that shits in her pants, not me

 I want to know the end of that sentence now.

Sorry Joe 

Cinds.....that's ok, I'll just have to imagine what you were going to say.  It could be worse or better than what you had intended.

Flippin Mayans... never on time for anything.  

We still to still be here.   You can get up now Ells.

bugga...... I'll need to start wrapping now....

PS  I know how Cinds was going to end that sentence - I'm sure she's told us before. 

Well done everyone. We survived. Let's celebrate... we deserve it 

If you keep playing Cliff Richard, I'm going to call the Mayans and tell them they forgot!

I only lasted 1 minute listening to that tripe.

I refused to click it

*bows*