The wittering idiot Freddie

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Flossie

Anybody unfortunate enough to have sampled some of the live feed last night would have been treated a stream of idiocy and fawning from Freddie.

When he wasn't desperately agreeing with every scintilla of Bea's comments he was dispensing pretentious pseudo-intellectual drivel to various unfortunate audiences about Noirin being a sociopath, how he was providing a spirit of positivity and insight into the house along with Bea and some other hm, and various other truly idiotic nonesense on the human condition, as well as his old habit of projecting pieces of fiction about himself and his life dressed as fact etc etc.

Never in the history of BB has someone drivelled so much, with so many, about so little.

How Bea can put up with this torrent of limp brain wanderings which he clearly thinks is endearing is quite amazing.

He keeps mindlessly speculating about life, people, society and the universe because he is so utterly confused about it. He seems to have a lesser grip on these issues than one would have thought possible. And I refuse to believe his dyslexia is responsible for this. His naivety and idiocy seems to be a result of him not having experienced life at all, let alone the one he claims to have. I wonder if he has been living in a box ( or would that be a mansion? ).

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cologne 1Member Memoriam

He's always spot on.

8/1/094:13 AM

MoonbeamsMember

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Never in the history of BB has someone drivelled with to such a degree with so many about so little.

You think?
I love blinking I do.

8/1/094:15 AM

FlossieMember

He has a 90% failure rate.

I wouldn't have believed someone could be so wrong about so much in such specious detail.

8/1/094:15 AM

SpiderMonkeyMember

He seemed glad that for now at least, happiness has been restore in the house.

8/1/094:17 AM

fookatMember

I find it refreshing there is a housemate who actually thinks at all!

What he was saying about Noreen was pretty much what that Judy James was saying as I remember.

8/1/094:17 AM

DanceSetteeMember

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Originally posted by cologne1:
He's always spot on.

no he's not...a lot of what he says is absolute psychobabble bollocks

If he was that insightful he wouldn't be all over Bea now would he

8/1/094:18 AM

Hotpants HelenMember

quote:
Originally posted by Flossie:
He has a 90% failure rate.

But a 100% survival rate.

8/1/094:19 AM

FlossieMember

quote:
Originally posted by fookat:
I find it refreshing there is a housemate who actually thinks at all!

What he was saying about Noreen was pretty much what that Judy James was saying as I remember.

Noirin, Siavash, Bea and Marcus are much more thoughtful and accurate.

8/1/094:19 AM

justafriendMember

i know someone else who talks drivel and goes on and on and on and can be so wrong in specious detail.

8/1/094:20 AM

cologne 1Member Memoriam

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:
quote:
Originally posted by cologne1:
He's always spot on.

no he's not...a lot of what he says is absolute psychobabble bollocks

If he was that insightful he wouldn't be all over Bea now would he

Maybe he's insightful enough to see that she's alright.

8/1/094:20 AM

fookatMember

quote:
Originally posted by Flossie:
quote:
Originally posted by fookat:
I find it refreshing there is a housemate who actually thinks at all!

What he was saying about Noreen was pretty much what that Judy James was saying as I remember.

Noirin, Siavash, Bea and Marcus are much more thoughtful and accurate.

Noirin and "thoughtful" do not belong in the same sentence.

8/1/094:21 AM

squiggleMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Flossie:
quote:
Originally posted by fookat:
I find it refreshing there is a housemate who actually thinks at all!

What he was saying about Noreen was pretty much what that Judy James was saying as I remember.

~~Noirin~~ , Siavash, Bea and Marcus are much more thoughtful and accurate.

8/1/094:22 AM

ScottyMember 10 years

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as well as his old habit of projecting pieces of fiction about himself and his life dressed as fact etc etc.

How do you know it`s fiction?

8/1/094:24 AM

longcatMember

Sorry i have to say it. He talks shite.

8/1/094:25 AM

fzMember

There is a vicarage somewhere rural, nowhere too diverse or challenging, with a failing congregation and a housekeeper who makes sure the bills are paid. I hope Freddie finds it soon, dons a collar and does what he does best. Waffle crap to a captive audience with nowhere else to go.

8/1/094:25 AM

FlossieMember

quote:
Originally posted by Hotpants Helen:
quote:
Originally posted by Flossie:
He has a 90% failure rate.

But a 100% survival rate.

Well.. baby-faced, vulnerable, naive, innocuous idiocy is always rewarded in BB, particularly if the perpetrator is at the bottom of the pecking order and expresses the idiocy openly.

Worldly, intelligent, organised, authoritative, capable and socially competent hms who keep their own counsel are ruthlessly expunged by the audience.

8/1/094:25 AM

Former Member

Funnily enough Flossie, I imagine you to be very much like Freddie in R/L.

8/1/094:27 AM

FlossieMember

quote:
Originally posted by fz:
There is a vicarage somewhere rural, nowhere too diverse or challenging, with a failing congregation and a housekeeper who makes sure the bills are paid. I hope Freddie finds it soon, dons a collar and does what he does best. Waffle crap to a captive audience with nowhere else to go.

Yep, the only audience for Freddie's musings would have to be a captive one.

8/1/094:27 AM

HurricaneMember

quote:
Originally posted by fz:
There is a vicarage somewhere rural, nowhere too diverse or challenging, with a failing congregation and a housekeeper who makes sure the bills are paid. I hope Freddie finds it soon, dons a collar and does what he does best. Waffle to a captive audience with nowhere else to go.

LMAO,Excellent.

8/1/094:27 AM

FlossieMember

quote:
Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
Funnily enough Flossie, I imagine you to be very much like Freddie in R/L.

I am much bigger

8/1/094:28 AM

DanceSetteeMember

quote:
Originally posted by fz:
There is a vicarage somewhere rural, nowhere too diverse or challenging, with a failing congregation and a housekeeper who makes sure the bills are paid. I hope Freddie finds it soon, dons a collar and does what he does best. Waffle crap to a captive audience with nowhere else to go.

Perfect career for him FZ

Now you mention it that's exactly the expression on his face when he's ponitificating.......the face of someone who's just seen Jesus on his morning crumpet

8/1/094:32 AM

ScottyMember 10 years

Never in the history of BB has someone drivelled with to such a degree with so many about so little.
.....................................

You do Flossie. I agree.

8/1/094:32 AM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by Flossie:
quote:
Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
Funnily enough Flossie, I imagine you to be very much like Freddie in R/L.

I am much bigger

Do you have ancestral piles?

8/1/094:36 AM

HurricaneMember

quote:
Originally posted by DanceSettee:
quote:
Originally posted by fz:
There is a vicarage somewhere rural, nowhere too diverse or challenging, with a failing congregation and a housekeeper who makes sure the bills are paid. I hope Freddie finds it soon, dons a collar and does what he does best. Waffle crap to a captive audience with nowhere else to go.

Perfect career for him FZ

Now you mention it that's exactly the expression on his face when he's ponitificating.......the face of someone who's just seen Jesus on his morning crumpet

Perish the thought.
Food and Fred would result in that disgusting orgasmic moaning .Anyone who can eat in the same room as him have my unending admiration lol.

8/1/094:36 AM

Azure.Member

quote:
Originally posted by longcat:
Sorry i have to say it. He talks shite.

he is all wind and watter with a lot of mmmmmmmmmm and yah thrown about, he's a right boring nincompoop.

8/1/094:44 AM

FlossieMember

quote:
Originally posted by Scotty:
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as well as his old habit of projecting pieces of fiction about himself and his life dressed as fact etc etc.

How do you know it`s fiction?

Because he makes assertions about the way people behave which are clearly untrue and this behaviour correlates exactly with his deluded accounts of his relationship with Bea, which all viewers can see bears no relation to reality.

He consistently misunderstands events in the house and the motivations of the hms, and one can see the same errors in his various accounts of his own life. I don't think he tells lies, I believe he believes what he says, and on hard pieces of fact, such as parties at his parent's house consist largely of people performing, I believe him.

8/1/094:44 AM

queenshaksMember

I want to stick a paper bag over Halwit's annoying smugface, not forgetting to stick a sock in his mouth so I don't have to hear his stupid ramblings regarding nothing!

8/1/094:47 AM

Azure.Member

quote:
Originally posted by fz:
There is a vicarage somewhere rural, nowhere too diverse or challenging, with a failing congregation and a housekeeper who makes sure the bills are paid. I hope Freddie finds it soon, dons a collar and does what he does best. Waffle crap to a captive audience with nowhere else to go.

so you are planning to inflict him on a few unsuspecting parishioners who have probably done nothing to warrant such a bore in their midst.........mind I suppose they will all sleep through his monotonous sermon.

8/1/094:47 AM

j0anneMember

hes loosing my support thick n fast ...

8/1/094:48 AM

queenshaksMember

quote:
Originally posted by fz:
There is a vicarage somewhere rural, nowhere too diverse or challenging, with a failing congregation and a housekeeper who makes sure the bills are paid. I hope Freddie finds it soon, dons a collar and does what he does best. Waffle crap to a captive audience with nowhere else to go.

Sounds like a plan.

8/1/094:49 AM

mandalaMember

I can see him in a dog collar he has that priestly look and he is lovely with it

quote:
Originally posted by fz:
There is a vicarage somewhere rural, nowhere too diverse or challenging, with a failing congregation and a housekeeper who makes sure the bills are paid. I hope Freddie finds it soon, dons a collar and does what he does best. Waffle crap to a captive audience with nowhere else to go.

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8/1/094:52 AM

fzMember

quote:
Originally posted by Azure:
quote:
Originally posted by fz:
There is a vicarage somewhere rural, nowhere too diverse or challenging, with a failing congregation and a housekeeper who makes sure the bills are paid. I hope Freddie finds it soon, dons a collar and does what he does best. Waffle crap to a captive audience with nowhere else to go.

so you are planning to inflict him on a few unsuspecting parishioners who have probably done nothing to warrant such a bore in their midst.........mind I suppose they will all sleep through his monotonous sermon.

They'll love him....he'll rally them together to clear the weeds growing amidst the tombstones and they'll all have a nice cup of tea afterwards.

The milk will be organic and fair trade sugar of course, to show their awareness of global issues. He'll give them important titles...like head weeder, second weeder etc etc ....he can hhhmmmmm over Doris's home made sponge. She'll have a new lease of life.

8/1/094:56 AM

FlossieMember

His detachment from reality, not having to achieve anything and ability to find his own comments almost orgasmic would serve him well.

8/1/094:57 AM

Azure.Member

quote:
Originally posted by fz:
quote:
Originally posted by Azure:
quote:
Originally posted by fz:
There is a vicarage somewhere rural, nowhere too diverse or challenging, with a failing congregation and a housekeeper who makes sure the bills are paid. I hope Freddie finds it soon, dons a collar and does what he does best. Waffle crap to a captive audience with nowhere else to go.

so you are planning to inflict him on a few unsuspecting parishioners who have probably done nothing to warrant such a bore in their midst.........mind I suppose they will all sleep through his monotonous sermon.

They'll love him....he'll rally them together to clear the weeds growing amidst the tombstones and they'll all have a nice cup of tea afterwards.

The milk will be organic and fair trade sugar of course, to show their awareness of global issues. He'll give them important titles...like head weeder, second weeder etc etc ....he can hhhmmmmm over Doris's home made sponge. She'll have a new lease of life.

but he will still bore them

8/1/094:58 AM

HurricaneMember

quote:
Originally posted by fz:
quote:
Originally posted by Azure:
quote:
Originally posted by fz:
There is a vicarage somewhere rural, nowhere too diverse or challenging, with a failing congregation and a housekeeper who makes sure the bills are paid. I hope Freddie finds it soon, dons a collar and does what he does best. Waffle crap to a captive audience with nowhere else to go.

so you are planning to inflict him on a few unsuspecting parishioners who have probably done nothing to warrant such a bore in their midst.........mind I suppose they will all sleep through his monotonous sermon.

They'll love him....he'll rally them together to clear the weeds growing amidst the tombstones and they'll all have a nice cup of tea afterwards.

The milk will be organic and fair trade sugar of course, to show their awareness of global issues. He'll give them important titles...like head weeder, second weeder etc etc ....he can hhhmmmmm over Doris's home made sponge. She'll have a new lease of life.

But will Doris be safe when he gets horny lol.

8/1/094:58 AM

fzMember

quote:
Originally posted by Hurricane:
quote:
Originally posted by fz:
quote:
Originally posted by Azure:
quote:
Originally posted by fz:
There is a vicarage somewhere rural, nowhere too diverse or challenging, with a failing congregation and a housekeeper who makes sure the bills are paid. I hope Freddie finds it soon, dons a collar and does what he does best. Waffle crap to a captive audience with nowhere else to go.

so you are planning to inflict him on a few unsuspecting parishioners who have probably done nothing to warrant such a bore in their midst.........mind I suppose they will all sleep through his monotonous sermon.

They'll love him....he'll rally them together to clear the weeds growing amidst the tombstones and they'll all have a nice cup of tea afterwards.

The milk will be organic and fair trade sugar of course, to show their awareness of global issues. He'll give them important titles...like head weeder, second weeder etc etc ....he can hhhmmmmm over Doris's home made sponge. She'll have a new lease of life.

But will Doris be safe when he gets horny lol.

Oh yes...he'll be rogering the organist senseless...pleasant enough chap, kids at uni and nothing much in common with his wife.

8/1/095:01 AM

charmerMember

quote:
Originally posted by Moonbeams:
quote:
Never in the history of BB has someone drivelled with to such a degree with so many about so little.

You think?
I love blinking I do.

and i reckon mario stands a chance of being the biggest prat in the history of BB-and 'im not really ginger' tim

8/1/095:03 AM

Twee SurgeonMember

Freddie is one of my favourites, and not just because he has held onto the top spot on these online polls and bookie's odds sheets we keep reading about. I like his waffle. In there is sense and behind the ummming and aaaahing we get to hear some quite profound sentiments/statements coming from a very young man of only twenty three years old. He is very intelligent and his Oxford degree has had an opportunity or two to expose itself in the show. I also love to hear him sing. He has a lovely voice for the classics, and he knows his way around the classics in the arty-farty way too.

8/1/095:03 AM

prettycocoaeyesMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Twee Surgeon:
Freddie is one of my favourites, and not just because he has held onto the top spot on these online polls and bookie's odds sheets we keep reading about. I like his waffle. In there is sense and behind the ummming and aaaahing we get to hear some quite profound sentiments/statements coming from a very young man of only twenty three years old. He is very intelligent and his Oxford degree has had an opportunity or two to expose itself in the show. I also love to hear him sing. He has a lovely voice for the classics, and he knows his way around the classics in the arty-farty way too.

... He is the best of the pathetic bunch this year.....

8/1/095:08 AM

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