(the weather before anyone starts) 
(Nottingham) whats it like where you ?
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The clematis is twisting in the gale and the cherry tree is thrashing about. All I can see is bent stalks and blowing wood.
...... although it seems a little quieter now....
To say nothing of talking to me neighbour on the doorstep just now. I tell you what, the volume of the gust coming from behind her had me agog. 
The tree in my front garden has been blown to the one side ,I really hope I dont lose it!
Aye, the wind is getting up!
Very windy in west Londinium. Nothing broken and no-one dead 
Daughter has just come downstairs, next doors recycling bin has just took off down the garden smashing all the bottles in it, daughter thought someone had smashed one of our windows , she ain't happy she;s been woken up 
*Farts* Oh sorry. Wrong kind of wind 
It's been awful here all day in West Cumbria, it's getting worse because Question Time is here tonight too...it comes in three's 
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*Farts* Oh sorry. Wrong kind of wind
Not for long
PMSL Dame
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The tree in my front garden has been blown to the one side ,I really hope I dont lose it!
Losing wood like that would be tereeeble. P'raps there'll be a change in wind direction and it'll be be blown upright and proud again.
Why Ev? have you had a curry?
It's been really gusty up here most of the day with driving rain.My wheelie bin got emptied to day it's been blown right over the other side of the lawn,along with two others.
it will be about farting soon pam (waves)
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Why Ev? have you had a curry?
Nope
Worse, someone keeps eating artichokes
Tonight of all nights as well !!
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...it comes in three's
So do Siamese twins and a.....actually, I don't know how to end that joke.
Yeah Katty, bin day for me too. Nothing to weight it down, at least there were some bottles in it
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it will be about farting soon pam (waves)
*Farts about a bit and waves back*
We could start moanning about having our bins emptied on windy days
We could start moanning about having our bins emptied on windy days
I can think of a truly appalling joke to make at that. I think I'll not bother.
I can think of a truly appalling joke to make at that. I think I'll not bother.
*Wonders if she can sustain another moan*
* Battens down the hatchets *
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So do Siamese twins and a.....actually, I don't know how to end that joke.
stick to the wind jokes Antiope
yeh
It is very windy here in Gloucestershire I had to put the garden chairs in the garage as one went flying with the wind and just missed landing in the pond, the picture on my telly keeps freezing grrrr..
More strong gusts up here and driving rain,sick of it..
Been 70 mile an hour winds here all day ... it's even blown the big water butt over and smashed it! It's attached to the down pipe so it fills up from it and it's ripped it right off
A portion of next door's fence has gone down
It's pretty severe all over the country right now.
