I swear I heaved at the thought of letting Dave anywhere near my holiest of holies
So it would have to be Steve, as long as I'd drunk about a gallon of wine first.

Death

Maybe he'd let me borrow his scythe.

your *whisper* sacred place

It's not St Paul's Cathedral

Or at least, not as echoey

The Ahmed or John McCririck choice literally made me sick up a bit in my mouth LITERALLY!!!

Both of them make me absolutely balk and feel very ill!

I'd would chose death!

see now im wanting to post things about a nice thick carpet cuts back on echos and stuff like that....this thread is taking a wrong turn and whoda thought a thread with that opening line could go anymore wrong

The worst choice i was ever given in this game was Colin (from the brittas empire) or jim royal

Oh my good God! (Colin is the one with the poultice, right?) **retches**

yeah

Is this Who would I rather kill? Dave... perhaps with a flesh eating bacteria...

ohhh you wish it was kill, but nooooo NOOOOOo its not its...... the other

Can't I just kill him anyway

I think this has progressed since last night, what are the choices now?

I think the last big brother related one was shabby or rachel. or you can comment on the colin from the brittas empire or jim royal choice

I'm telling you, just get on all fours, put something good on the telly, and it doesn't matter who's behind you 

not even if that someone was father jack

father jack or rab c nesbit there is something wrong in my head

Father Jack, I'd get drunked off his breath fumes.

you'd just like the dirty talk FECK....GURRLS....FECK....GURLS

*makes notes for new role play games*

Sazza...do you want to secs Dave to death

she does, its here, in black and white....she does

I am impressed with her kink

Jeremy Clarkson or Richard Hammond?

Richard Hammond

Richard Hammond..he's fairly normal and quite cute

im worried as to who cinds is gonna choose

Yes but the Hamster is tiny, I might kill him 

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd even on my hands and knees he would probably still need one of those potty training steps.

Oh god I'm gunna have to pick Jeremy and I really don't want to

I think you secretly wanted to share that....do you feel better for getting it off your chest

Am I thinking about it too much?

So if Richard Hammond goes missing, we know the first place to look.

OK next?

PHWOOOOARRR...UUURGGHH

Why do I want to colour him in yellow and add a Homer Simpson face to his belly?

he looks pregnant

Garry Lineker or Philip Schofield

oooooh definitely the silver fox that is the Schofe.  I bet he's a right filthy get in bed.  *mmmmmmmmm*

thats funny coz thast what i think when i think of him " ohhh the old siver fox"

Oh dear, seems we have sunk to the bottom already, is there nowhere to go from here?

Lineker - there's got to be a reason why those ears look like someone's been hanging onto them
Schofield is squeaky/shouty enough already. You'd need earplugs. And Fern would probably be cackling away and shouting encouragement in the corner, very offputting.

ohh trust me.....we are far from bottom yet, were still on humans, and people who are not family members