i often do things that are stupid
say the wrong thing
fall down the stairs
fall up the stairs
insult people without realising ive insulted them
put parsley in the curry instead of corriander
etc...
earlier today was one of my best
youngest stepson (16) has now finished school
& wants to apply for an apprenticeship at this building company
so he asked me if i would write the email for him
so yep i did
so im just writing quick version of what i wrote
dear sir/madam
im applying for an on site apprenticeship with your company.
i left school this year at the age of 16 & have achieved entry-level Gse level 1 in english & maths
i am proud of my results as i didnt attend mainstream school because of my autism
my schooling was via a specialist centre which deals with varying degrees of young people on the autistic spectrum
i would apprieciate the chance of being employed by you as its always been my ambition to work in constuction
blah blah blah...
right at the end i put
thank you for reading
kiss my bum & f*ck you
PS did i mention ive got tourettes?
you w@nker
wibble
so i expected stepson to read all the way down, laugh, tell me im a twit & delete the last bit
he didnt read all the way down & sent the whole thing