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i often do things that are stupid

 

say the wrong thing

fall down the stairs

fall up the stairs

insult people without realising ive insulted them

put parsley in the curry instead of corriander

etc...

 

earlier today was one of my best

 

youngest stepson (16) has now finished school

& wants to apply for an apprenticeship at this building company

so he asked me if i would write the email for him

so yep i did

 

so im just writing quick version of what i wrote

 

dear sir/madam

 

im applying for an on site apprenticeship with your company.

i left school this year at the age of 16 & have achieved entry-level Gse level 1 in english & maths

i am proud of my results as i didnt attend mainstream school because of my autism

my schooling was via a specialist centre which deals with varying degrees of young people on the autistic spectrum

i would apprieciate the chance of being employed by you as its always been my ambition to work in constuction

 

blah blah blah...

 

right at the end i put

 

thank you for reading

kiss my bum & f*ck you

 

PS did i mention ive got tourettes?

 

you w@nker

 

wibble

 

so i expected stepson to read all the way down, laugh,  tell me im a twit & delete the last bit

 

he didnt read all the way down & sent the whole thing

 

 

 

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I once gave one of our kids a huge love bite while playing rough and tumble. At the time she was about 5yrs old. It happened so fast  - suddenly it was just there!!

Into the breach I decided the best form of defence was attack so I wrote an open letter to the teachers. I've forgotten the bulk of it but the gist was,

 

" . . . she is an honourable girl and was definitely not 'up to no good'.

She is not a trollop ... apparently"

 

Saint
Originally Posted by Saint:

I once gave one of our kids a huge love bite while playing rough and tumble. At the time she was about 5yrs old. It happened so fast  - suddenly it was just there!!

Into the breach I decided the best form of defence was attack so I wrote an open letter to the teachers. I've forgotten the bulk of it but the gist was,

 

" . . . she is an honourable girl and was definitely not 'up to no good'.

She is not a trollop ... apparently"

 

This post comes across all wrong Saint! I think it might be how you've told it but.... well, just but..... 

Jen-Star

As for me... Well I have some really stupid moments... I wouldnt class myself as stupid/thick on the whole but boy i do kick myself on occasion thinking that's exactly how i've come across! 

 

I remember working in a hair dressers as a teen and being sent to the butchers down the high street for chicken lips.... Yup! I went and tried to order them  

Jen-Star
Originally Posted by Saint:

I once gave one of our kids a huge love bite while playing rough and tumble. At the time she was about 5yrs old. It happened so fast  - suddenly it was just there!!

Into the breach I decided the best form of defence was attack so I wrote an open letter to the teachers. I've forgotten the bulk of it but the gist was,

 

" . . . she is an honourable girl and was definitely not 'up to no good'.

She is not a trollop ... apparently"

 

That's the sickest thing I've ever read on here 

Duchess of Alba
Originally Posted by Saint:

Twas all quite innocent rough n tumble if I'm completely honest.

I have no idea how it happened.

But everyone laughed and saw it as the accident it was.

 

Not everything is sinister

So you pre-empted the non sinister nature of it by writing a defensive missive to the teachers? And you used the word trollop in an ironic way about a 5 year old to minimise the (non) sinister aspect of it? Hmm O.K.

Duchess of Alba
Last edited by Duchess of Alba
Originally Posted by Saint:

ignores the fake account with aplomb

 

 

Did I mention the day my sister started work at a delicatessen?

She saw a full block of Stilton cheese.

Thinking it was 'off' - she threw it out !!

Worth a fortune !!!

Luckily she didn't get fired  

Oh don't mind me. I'm not the one, fake or otherwise, putting my business out there in a thread about doing stupid things totally misjudging your audience and then trying to justify something so distasteful by passing it off as humour. I'd say the second most stupid thing you've done is massively overshare your love bites and trollop letters in about a child in here. 

Duchess of Alba
Originally Posted by Duchess of Alba:
I'd say the second most stupid thing you've done is massively overshare your love bites and trollop letters in about a child in here. 

 With a bit of luck, the teachers were temporarily laughing through embarrassment/ shock/ disbelief then will have come to their senses and promptly reported it to the school's designated senior person for child protection. It actually gets worse, not only did he do it but now states he doesn't remember how it 'accidentally' happened. Shudders some more  

FM
Originally Posted by Supes:
Originally Posted by Duchess of Alba:
I'd say the second most stupid thing you've done is massively overshare your love bites and trollop letters in about a child in here. 

 With a bit of luck, the teachers were temporarily laughing through embarrassment/ shock/ disbelief then will have come to their senses and promptly reported it to the school's designated senior person for child protection. It actually gets worse, not only did he do it but now states he doesn't remember how it 'accidentally' happened. Shudders some more  

I certainly hope so.

Duchess of Alba
Originally Posted by Saint:

       

I once gave one of our kids a huge love bite while playing rough and tumble. At the time she was about 5yrs old. It happened so fast  - suddenly it was just there!!

Into the breach I decided the best form of defence was attack so I wrote an open letter to the teachers. I've forgotten the bulk of it but the gist was,

 

" . . . she is an honourable girl and was definitely not 'up to no good'.

She is not a trollop ... apparently"

 


       


How old were you at the time?
Aimee
Originally Posted by Aimee:
Originally Posted by Saint:

       

I once gave one of our kids a huge love bite while playing rough and tumble. At the time she was about 5yrs old. It happened so fast  - suddenly it was just there!!

Into the breach I decided the best form of defence was attack so I wrote an open letter to the teachers. I've forgotten the bulk of it but the gist was,

 

" . . . she is an honourable girl and was definitely not 'up to no good'.

She is not a trollop ... apparently"

 


       


How old were you at the time?

No answer Aimee, as it should be "at the age where it's better to know to give my young niece a 'joke' love bite".

 

Renton that really is the weirdest crap you have come out with. I'm guessing after your teacher training it didnt go any further because your CBA wasnt great.

Cinds

I have to admit when I read the post about the accidental love bite I immediately flashed back to being at school and kids mucking about making fake love bites on their mates neck by pinching and twisting the skin. . only took a second to do and they did one on me as well which I was not pleased with having to explain away to parents what with only being a kid..

 

The letter to the school was a very bad idea, stupid parenting, not something I'd want to be admitting. too, if indeed it actually happened. Looks like a wind up to me, in bad taste.

Mount Olympus *Olly*
Last edited by Mount Olympus *Olly*
Originally Posted by Mount Olympus *Olly*:

I have to admit when I read the post about the accidental love bite I immediately flashed back to being at school and kids mucking about making fake love bites on their mates neck by pinching and twisting the skin. . only took a second to do and they did one on me as well which I was not pleased with having to explain away to parents what with only being a kid..

 

The letter to the school was a very bad idea, stupid parenting, not something I'd want to be admitting. too, if indeed it actually happened. Looks like a wind up to me, in bad taste.

Fair enough, but this was with other children, yes? Not someone in loco parentis?

I agree, the ironic letter is just every shade of wrong. At least the poster put a blush at the end of his post, it is shameful. 

Duchess of Alba
Originally Posted by Duchess of Alba:
Originally Posted by Mount Olympus *Olly*:

I have to admit when I read the post about the accidental love bite I immediately flashed back to being at school and kids mucking about making fake love bites on their mates neck by pinching and twisting the skin. . only took a second to do and they did one on me as well which I was not pleased with having to explain away to parents what with only being a kid..

 

The letter to the school was a very bad idea, stupid parenting, not something I'd want to be admitting. too, if indeed it actually happened. Looks like a wind up to me, in bad taste.

Fair enough, but this was with other children, yes? Not someone in loco parentis?

I agree, the ironic letter is just every shade of wrong. At least the poster put a blush at the end of his post, it is shameful. 

not sure what you mean there. .but if you mean a step parent then should every step parent avoid rough and tumble play with kids? Isn't that a natural part of play, and to be encouraged, or should step parents avoid contact at all cost?

 

Lets face it whether the post was true or not or just done in bad taste to wind people up, which it succeeded in doing, you can give a kid any sort of mark in play and get just as many back. . even blowing a raspberry on a child's belly could result in some sort of mark. .  it's a twisted and sad world where, at the first port of call, the very worst is thought

Mount Olympus *Olly*

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